Miscellaneous: Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted...

By kitty - 18/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By honutattoo - 19/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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MAGNAVOX 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:05

Looks like your family doesn't give a shit.

perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 9:13

Your brother's zit is probably going to be more productive than the waste of money your four years of drunken partying and anonymous sex will ever be.

Comments

MAGNAVOX 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:05

Looks like your family doesn't give a shit.

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 18 October 2010 9:13

I think you mean they don't give a "zit." Hahaha, I'm so ******* hilarious. I need a life.

MAGNAVOX 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:15

( drum beat after jokes) lol.

ImJustMosh 0

Monday 18 October 2010 11:08

Bad jokes hour? Eh.. You must be a.... zitzomaniac.

syedlink27 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:31

yeah that was funny! **** that other guy.. I'll beat his Pansy ass

Xavi89 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:54

hey look it's Pedro again!

KingDingALing 9

Monday 18 October 2010 14:56

I started laughing after I read the end of #6's comment.

Thunderbender 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 16:23

It's always about what you want isn't it Mokuba?

myknewverr 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:41

FYL.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 18 October 2010 9:05

Well, you don't need to be the centre of attention all the time?

beeship321 5

Monday 18 October 2010 13:23

I know why op is going through. it's not to be the centre of attention infact when they do this to you you start to become less social than you get yelled at and punished for being so antisocial

SarahBearXoX 0

Monday 18 October 2010 14:28

Yeah I agree.. my sister talks about pointless things at her work all day then doesn't listen if anyone else talks, or brings it back to her work. I could imagine the OP being like this..

bv110 2

Monday 18 October 2010 15:08

no but me personally i would be totally pissed off with my entire family if i was talking about my future and then suddenly my sisters like "do you know what we could do for my zit? i'd be all like "i know how to get rid of it!" and possibly remove my sisters zit...by beating the living crap out of her

GarryG 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:07

lol, that's funny.

rushiee 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:12

maybe its more attractive than you & needs to be discussed.

ImJustMosh 0

Monday 18 October 2010 11:05

Zits are hot.

FML102938 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 15:44

#5 is hotter.

perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 9:13

Your brother's zit is probably going to be more productive than the waste of money your four years of drunken partying and anonymous sex will ever be.

docscientist 9

Monday 18 October 2010 10:07

It already produced a conversation!

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 20 October 2010 15:43

Bitter much?

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 18 October 2010 9:18

Well, how many times have you talked about your college plans before? Because they might already have a good enough idea of what you want to do. However, your brothers zit is (probably) new and therefore more interesting. If not, just tell them the college plans they need to know about, it might have been you were just telling them things they thought were obvious or didn't concern them.

stinkyfeat34 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:20

oohhh DAMN you uglyyy D:

bv110 2

Monday 18 October 2010 15:10

or they didnt give a carp and should start before their kid starts to hate them for the rest of eternity!

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 October 2010 15:35

They most certainly did not give a carp. More likely it was a large mouth bass, or possibly a slippery dick. Definitely the slippery dick.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 18 October 2010 18:20

Stinkyfeat - This isn't RateMyLook or any other beauty contest site, so I think you're in the wrong place. Next. Bv110 - I'm sure there'll have been signs before this is the OP's parents truely don't care about her. Though it is possible. DocBastard - So was that other FML yours? You seem to be a fan. :P However, it's also possible that Bv110 was talking about carpentry, which still doesn't make a whole lot of sense... :P

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 October 2010 18:39

Cinn- nope, I can't claim credit for that. I just like saying "slippery dick." Call it the 12 year old in me rearing its ugly, immature, prepubescent head.

bv110 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 18:54

ok wtf does carpentry have to do with this?

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 28 November 2010 18:57

You said carp and we were discussing the possibilities of what you really meant, ignoring the obvious typo. Basically, we were joking around.

nycy 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:20

Where is trolls for the lols? (I know that's not how his name is spelled my iPod corrected it and I don't feel like going back even though i felt like posting the rest of this)