Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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redhead_sprhro 10
Wife material!
mermaidkeels 26
Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.
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Comments (95)
kibster9 20
Tell her she can pop your zits, if you can pop her cherry
booze_n_bitches 37
I'm with her, popping spots is pretty fun! Did you let her?
VeryMuchDutch 12
you can pop my spot anytime! (also.. i know a lot of girls who like to pop spots)
flossingpancake 18
I like popping my own. And no I didn't
EyRaB 17
"Sure. Come do it at my place. I'll make sure I have body oil for you in return ;)"
littlekellilee 45
So creepy. I hate it when I say something innocent and someone turns it into a sexual situation. I feel like OP is in high school, and I would definitely not be okay with someone saying this to me in high school.
laden_swallow09 35
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the body oil is likely what got you those spots in the first place.
flossingpancake 18
Www.wikipedia.com/joke
SleepyPharma 21
Let her do it! It's close personal contact with your crush, a win-win situation if you ask me!
mandyi17 15
Eew nasty
daddysgirl8 21
I don't understand how girls like to pop zits.
Ilovelife93 9
It's okay, OP!!! You are too good for her!!! Tell her to go pop herself!!! I would've done it for you if I was there!!!!
clemsi 20
How does saying she wants to pop OPs zite make her unworthy of OP?
zarrganaut 17
Hey op this is probably a good start. My man always wants to pop my zits when I get them.
pockleboy 7
My mom and aunt are like to pop zits.
Headcrab 29
It's a date!