OK Boomer

By Nicks - 03/07/2013 15:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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SilentScreamer 12

She's a huge bitch.

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nyrangersfan9 13

You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?

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SilentScreamer 12

She's a huge bitch.

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xlord 27

She's so huge that they named a planet after her ass!!!

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Love_sosa 10

didnt you know some camera's add about 200 pounds now a days?

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell her "It's not the photos that make you look fat, it's your fat ass".

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summerguy97 16

Of you rearrange the words in "mother in law", you get "woman hitler", which is what she is.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Is it wrong that every time I see a "bigger" lady I always think of this line from Duce Bigalow? It always happens.

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SokDek 14

she should really invest in fakeblock

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jw90 18

I agree whole heartedly.

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exlexx 12

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CharresBarkrey 15

119 - She shouldn't have been in them if she didn't want them seen by anyone. It's OP's wedding photos that they paid for. Pretty sure they have a right to do with them what they want. Or, you know, she could lose some ******* weight if it bothers her that much.

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Rodville 28

Deuce Bigalow: Look, I think there's been a mistake. Fluisa: Did you say steak? Deuce Bigalow: No mistake. Fluisa: Oh see now you got me all excited.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Agreed. I have a solution... I would remove all of the photos, bring them up in photoshop, and paste a Snorlax overtop of her in every picture. Then simply put them back online.

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anythingmustbe 18

You guys who are downvoting #103 don't get the joke. Fakeblock is a reference to a fictional software in a T.V show called Arrested Development. Basically Fakeblock allows you to stop people posting pictures of yourself and stuff

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sulitak 27

she doesn't want pictures of herself BECAUSE she thinks she looks bad in them not because she wants privacy.

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AestheticGuy 21

Funny how she has the motivation to sue anyone who uploads a photo of her but not the motivation to simply expend more energy than she consumes. Sad.

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nyrangersfan9 13

You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?

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Hollandiscrazy 12

Cropping that kind of mass and volume will take a looong time

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ZeroPath5 16

But then you would be cropping out half the photo

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evan_7899 28

to crop that you would need a bigger monitor

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Rodville 28

Could replace her with a cartoon whale. Just a thought

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legendxs 20

Either that as #2 says, or you can just delete the pictures she is present.

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Virtual_BS 13

Yup. Block her... ...and then tag her as "fatass" for everyone else to see. ...or even better - use multiple tags to cover her: "fatass part 1", "fatass part 2", etc.

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Heather_Eve 5

The camera adds 10 pounds How many cameras were on her?

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rocker_chick105 31

How many pounds does it add for this FML to be under intimacy?

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

I got the reference if there was one haha. Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds! Chandler: Oh, so how many cameras were actually on you?

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CharresBarkrey 15

Of course Phoebe would get the reference

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fieldhockeygal97 19

Take the pictures off and use Photoshop and put them back on?

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Virtual_BS 13

138 - except, since she's being a bitch about it, OP should Photoshop her to look even bigger.

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adameeo 21

Maybe she doesn't own a mirror and this is the first time she's seen a picture of herself in 30 years.

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shaww 28

Those are some lucky mirrors

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evan_7899 28

or maybe the only relfection of herself she has seen is at the carnival in those funky mirrors

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perdix 29

Mother-in-lawyer? Sounds like double-trouble -- double-chinned double trouble, at that! A good son-in-law would have paid through the nose to have her Photoshopped down to "chubby."

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blackman100 20

Why would a lawyer sue her daughter in law for having pictures on Facebook? Seems a bit unreasonable and not a case a judge would take.

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perdix 29

#70, to get her way.

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Murilirum 23

Well, it's only natural to hate your mother-in-law, she's making it easy for you.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I see all the FMLs about horrible mother in laws and the whole thing is weird to me. Maybe I got really lucky because my future mother-in-law and I have a really good relationship. It's really unfortunate that mother-in-laws like in this FML are the norm. That being said its probably not a huge task to hate her.

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skyyyy01 11

Shes probably one of those people who uploads pictures from highschool. Youre ruining her social media image.

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blcksocks 19

Tell her you are going to sue her for taking up most of the space in YOUR wedding pics.

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AngrySailor 17

It's her fat making her look fat obviously.

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