Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
fmlx24life 0
Thats awesome
24788 7
Can girls not control themselves when they laugh? This seems to happen quite a bit.
mrdiehler 0
Hey message me ever u wanna talk steamy
dr_house_MD 0
why would you laugh when he compliments you?
Jaywin 3
After reading #12's comment about your name being "ECullen" I could not hit that YDI button fast enough... Also, nothing he said was funny and you're a definite mood spoiler. Have fun ****-blocking yourself for the rest of your days.
iBrittany 0
hahahha , your ****** hilarious.
nigel_thornberry 0
YDI. 1. for laughing in reply 2. ecullen. =/
PokeyStix 3
You know what, I'd laugh if after all that hate, her screen name actually stood for Emma Cullen or something.
nomorehope 0
@ 12 - lmao ! i can see why you might have laughed , but not so hard that you farted ? ;S lol
Always_And_Never 0
YDI for liking twilight
amiss 2
If you were rude enough to laugh when he complimented you, YDI.
alexgisforme3 0
you dont want to **** up a guy you like calling you beautiful...but if you got like nervous some people like laugh.
smc3106 25
Yeah, and some people, like, use the word, like, like when they're, like, dumb.
BlaBlaBla_95 0
#12 FTW. bahahahahahaahh.