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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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JessTrek 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

DeadMansCrack 4

Friday 22 May 2009 2:09

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

Comments

modifiedchick 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:44

laughing at a guy for telling you you're beautiful? YDI

Dragonmouth 4

Friday 22 May 2009 3:47

Sexy

whyyalltrippin 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:49

ECullen better not stand for edward cullen....

ShenziSixaxis 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:50

Not used to hearing that, eh? Well, let's hope that he respects and understands natural things like gas.

AgentNay 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:59

Why would you laugh THAT hard you sad girl.

jb21 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:59

OMG today someone told me i am amazing, and i farted.

brrrx 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:06

#37 made me laugh out loud. ECullen...jeez And yeah, if someone telling you you're beautiful makes you laugh that much...YDI. Now he thinks you don't like him, and have terrible gas. Ouch.