Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
modifiedchick 0
laughing at a guy for telling you you're beautiful? YDI
Dragonmouth 4
Sexy
whyyalltrippin 0
ECullen better not stand for edward cullen....
ShenziSixaxis 0
Not used to hearing that, eh? Well, let's hope that he respects and understands natural things like gas.
AgentNay 0
Why would you laugh THAT hard you sad girl.
jb21 0
OMG today someone told me i am amazing, and i farted.
brrrx 0
#37 made me laugh out loud. ECullen...jeez And yeah, if someone telling you you're beautiful makes you laugh that much...YDI. Now he thinks you don't like him, and have terrible gas. Ouch.
Budhaking 0
wtf when i told my girlfriend she was beautiful she laughed at me too
emery52 0
LAUGH LOUDER
dangerr 0
you laughed? well anyway its really funny hahah fyl for suree (: