Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
Bunneh18 0
Lol..why did u even laugh? u just could chuckle or something like that. Giving him a big laugh probably makes him think you dont take it seriously and thought it was a joke. Poor guy. A big fart would probably make him feel better. =) DYI!
kandy_fml 0
some people have a nervous habit of laughing at stupid shit. it might not have been completely her fault. it could have just been a natural reaction that she couldn't control. give her a break. FYL. but if he's too immature to accept the fact that even girls fart he probably isn't worth it anyway.
yamikel 0
you are weird as shit
alex_vik 1
YDI for: Laughing at a compliment Liking Twilight
ohhhhshizzz 0
I personally love twilight, but you are the loser that gives all of us lovers a bad name. Edward Cullen is NOT real, I repeat NOT real. And neither is the actor. Now, I'm not going to say YDI because maybe you didn't know what to do in that situation I get it. So YLIF, it happens laugh it off and say somehting nice about him. Then when y'all are getting married that can be y'all's wedding speech or whatever.
genius_man16 1
18 +1 You probably laughed cuz he didn't sparkle.
kandyjohnson 0
#16 - Best comment EVER!! LOL but seriously, why the hell would something like that be funny???
member0987654321 0
wow your life does suck! and i don't know what this ecullen crap is.. anything that's associated with twilight is just a pitiful reflection of america's unfortunate ever-deteriorating popular culture.
ummPORQUE 0
YDI for your name being ECullen
Panicattackx5 0
Why would you laugh? He probably felt like a dumbass. You deserve it. also, you deserve it for naming yourself Ecullen.