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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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JessTrek 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

DeadMansCrack 4

Friday 22 May 2009 2:09

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

Comments

Bunneh18 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:19

Lol..why did u even laugh? u just could chuckle or something like that. Giving him a big laugh probably makes him think you dont take it seriously and thought it was a joke. Poor guy. A big fart would probably make him feel better. =) DYI!

kandy_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:32

some people have a nervous habit of laughing at stupid shit. it might not have been completely her fault. it could have just been a natural reaction that she couldn't control. give her a break. FYL. but if he's too immature to accept the fact that even girls fart he probably isn't worth it anyway.

yamikel 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:34

you are weird as shit

alex_vik 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:34

YDI for: Laughing at a compliment Liking Twilight

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:36

I personally love twilight, but you are the loser that gives all of us lovers a bad name. Edward Cullen is NOT real, I repeat NOT real. And neither is the actor. Now, I'm not going to say YDI because maybe you didn't know what to do in that situation I get it. So YLIF, it happens laugh it off and say somehting nice about him. Then when y'all are getting married that can be y'all's wedding speech or whatever.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:37

18 +1 You probably laughed cuz he didn't sparkle.

kandyjohnson 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:44

#16 - Best comment EVER!! LOL but seriously, why the hell would something like that be funny???

member0987654321 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:57

wow your life does suck! and i don't know what this ecullen crap is.. anything that's associated with twilight is just a pitiful reflection of america's unfortunate ever-deteriorating popular culture.