Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
dg72592_fml 0
wow whyyy did you laugh? talk about no confidence
ascott 0
YDI :) oh and eCullen ? wadda loser ,
RAWRItsAisha 0
You get this for having your name be eCullen...
BOCASE 0
#12 is right. Twilight is terrible emotional ****. YDI. Now he feels like crap. He probably submitted an FML that went "Today I told a girl she was beautiful. She laughed in my face. Then she farted. Apparently I like girls with low self-esteem and lack of external sphincter control. FML. #33 you don't fart out your urethra, and length of urethra has nothing to do with bladder control, it's about the control of the sphincter muscles.
tanners 0
lmao i love your comment!
kittysonikku 0
holy crap. i laughed so hard at your comment.
life_is_life 0
lol why would you laugh so hard in the first place he complimented you
hibiskiss 0
Why would you laugh?
EXc0municated 0
isn't that what you wanted??? to be told that he liked you? WTF would you laugh for?
rising_sun 0
I wouldn't care that you farted- everyone does it. But laughing after he told you that you were beautiful? That's what'd get to me.
DizzyDemon0 9
Girls..are stupid... The girl I like was talking to me telling me how she is ugly and fat and this and that..I tried telling her that it wasent true...and everything I said was turned down and made into an insult to her somehow...*sigh Give up and get drunk!
snoopy2010 0
#37 wins