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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By HomeChump - 28/09/2016 05:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML

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By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Drunk

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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Adamantoise 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:09

not to mention there's a hole in your floor?

DrButtermaker 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:14

That sucks. Though it could've been worse... Could've fallen right through the floor and pulled the toilet down with you...

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Adamantoise 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:09

not to mention there's a hole in your floor?

catatonicsleep 17

Monday 14 February 2011 16:13

And wouldn't the water run through the hole into whatever room is underneath?

kmarrs 2

Monday 14 February 2011 16:15

Exactly, how is the br flooded? Wouldn't it be the room beneath?

babygurl329 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:34

oh my god, that sucks! Think about when she has to pee agian!

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 14 February 2011 17:21

#9, OP is a man.

Sadochan 0

Monday 14 February 2011 20:54

#9 is a ******* sexist. Bot all these FMLs are ******* girls, idiot.

JCHammer 5

Monday 14 February 2011 22:11

I think you guys are missing the point. There was no "weak spot" in the floor, the op is a fatty

lbeer 1

Monday 14 February 2011 22:41

fatass stay away from mcdonalds

NickK49 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:26

Number nine, I completely agree that only a woman can fail this much. Also OP, how much do you weigh you frikin whale?

YtotsDI 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:01

30 how sexist r u

nateb1tch 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:31

yes, actually shoddy work and over wetness can cause the floor to deteriorate and eventually give way..kinda like how the roof caves in some houses

DrButtermaker 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:14

That sucks. Though it could've been worse... Could've fallen right through the floor and pulled the toilet down with you...

LoLlersnakes 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:16

I'd say that this is a win. That lid could have fallen on you and you could have broken your ankle. Then you would have been rolling around on the floor, naked, soaked in toilet water when someone arrived.

angeljewlz 7

Monday 14 February 2011 16:17

Not a wonderful day in the neighborhood huh? Hope your Valentines day is better!

legendary242 5

Monday 14 February 2011 16:21

wow that blows

kikibisweet 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:27

Haha ydi. You say it as if you already knew there was a weak spot in the floor. lol

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:34

No?

alexaaisabeastt 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:44

how would she even know that? Oh, after all the junk I went through today, how about I have a near death experience to top this whole janky day up. Sure. She totally knew.