By Dafuq happen there - 23/08/2014 07:34 - South Africa

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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML
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JustJumped 22

Look him in the eye and say 'Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I'

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bethanyhopkins 49

Fathers are always protective of their daughters, don't take it personally.

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LexiDaBae 17

Those ignorant overprotective fathers get you every time.

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DomiLove 26

Ignorant? Just because he doesn't want his daughter pregnant doesn't mean he's ignorant.

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ChristianH39 30

No, but assuming OP Intends to get her pregnant does.

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Lil_Red777 21

A lot of people don't intend to get pregnant.

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yusi1891 7

To assume that OP will sightsee with his GF and won't have sex with her is ignorant. To assume OP's GF won't get pregnant from one night of sex, even though the chances of conceptions are low, is ignorant. Therefore, the father isn't necessarily being an ignorant. He's just jumping the gun before it shoots.

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SpamPam 18

To assume that the only reason kids have sex is to get preggos is incredibly ignorant

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Rallred32 20

33, I don't know if you know this, but a good portion of people don't have sex to have kids, but condoms and even birth control pills can give you a chance for having a baby. Being "on the pill" only works 99% of the time. I don't think OPs girlfriend's dad wants to take any chances. I know I wouldn't if I had a daughter. Now, the only question is: how old is OP and his girlfriend? If they're 28+, I would let them have at it, but remember, if you don't want a child, I wouldn't take many chances.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#49, if they were 28+, why would OP even ask if he could take her on a holiday?

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CarlosDanger 12

Condom, birth control, plan b. The chances of getting a women pregnant in today is far less than 1%...

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JustJumped 22

Look him in the eye and say 'Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I'

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imyy 20

Just admit - he's 100% correct that you were planning on sex :-) Although probably not planning on a kid...

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DappeRB 12

whip out a box of condoms boom

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itsalanis 25

Well, of course he would interpret that sentence incorrectly. He's in it for the best of his daughter's intentions. Hopefully you've clarified it and that y'all went out for some fun!

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

and by fun he means sex!

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Marielle_T 10

He's just looking out for her...some dads have a hard time letting go of their "little girl". You just need to show that you are trustworthy and hope that he will change his mind. :)

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maximus_prime 24

Maybe because it rhymes with deadcock, which is what OP will have if he does impregnate his girlfriend.

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