FML : Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

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Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

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Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)

By DSCC / Monday 28 September 2015 03:07 / United States - Akron

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By heirofhope | 38

#6422055 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:10

You say it like it's a bad thing.

By DSCC | 19

#6422175 - Monday 28 September 2015 16:15

Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)

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By Death69 | 24

#6422054 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:09

Reckon there are worst things you could turn into. Start worrying if you start licking yourself and join the wrong type of clowder. Good luck OP!

By heirofhope | 38

#6422055 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:10

You say it like it's a bad thing.

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sturschaedel | 27

#6422278 - Monday 28 September 2015 19:57

Yeah, I'd love to be able to curl up and fall asleep wherever I get tired.

By venomousflower | 24

#6422059 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:12

That's awesome

By cooltatgar | 30

#6422060 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:13

Cat woman?
Did you wake up I've day with a mouse in your mouth?

By MegaExplosives | 17

#6422063 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:17

have you coughed up any furballs?

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trucker2 | 33

#6422251 - Monday 28 September 2015 19:10

If she did it would be his que to shave

By catmint | 13

#6422065 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:21

I don't understand what the problem is

By cacheson | 38

#6422071 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:29

Hey, at least you don't have a thick coat of fur and whiskers. Although dangerously sharp claws could be a plus in some circumstances!

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laden_swallow09 | 34

#6422154 - Monday 28 September 2015 15:39

Even if she did, they wouldn't be retractable. That WOULD be cool!

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DSCC | 19

#6422850 - Tuesday 29 September 2015 10:28

I don't know about dangerously sharp but I have been known to take a chunk out of people (mostly accidents lol)

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cacheson | 38

#6423940 - Wednesday 30 September 2015 20:27

I've seen people file their nails into points before but I wouldn't suggest it. You take chunks out of everything whether you want to or not!

By Luna_Soleil | 11

#6422073 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:34

I do that too!

By TiroC | 25

#6422079 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:43

I wouldn't worry so much about it! Next step in the transformation will be purring when you like something!

By hellnosucka | 27

#6422080 - Monday 28 September 2015 12:43

I have a brother who turned into a full cat just last month. it's more common than you might think.

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Redgy22 | 25

#6422302 - Monday 28 September 2015 20:28

I'd like a follow-up on THAT!!

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