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lol wiseguy wins for his AWESOME pun.
no your right it was only awesome!!!!!!
HAHA I'm gonna do this :D
this isn't a yolk
Waaaait. How on earth can kids break down a door?! Ninjas..
Damn those ninjas!
I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.
Hahah scrambled eggs
there* Heyyy, you got it.
This sure made me crack up. You sure you didn't poach this one from the Internet?
I also see what you did there
76 nice one
eggsactly what I thought
Wow such egg-citement! There are so many egg-treme and egg-o-tistical people in this world that egg-sactly this kind of situation seems to scramble out of nowhere and crack open a world of yolks.
This is cracking me up, Benedict style.
grammar nazi says: "I would have scrambled out of THERE..."
128- he fixed it so stfu, kay ? thanks(:
something tells me he got out overhard rather than overeasy. because you can only hope your day will be sunny side up before it gets poached. then he will be hard-boiled!
I wanna suck your **** I bet it's real big.... I want you to **** my pussy hard...... Cuz I'm horny babe
Sounds like you've had a pretty egg-citing day.
You are TEARING me apart Lisa!
shut ragtag blows
sounds like you made a very shit-ty comment.
#156: I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I cant shove my head that far up my ass.
win ^
that was the cheesiest ******* joke ive ever heard...
169 hahahaha nice one.
*cough
Eggsactly what i was thinking.
egg-cellent pun. I hope you don't tuen into an egghead though!
I mean turn not tuen. sorry.
More like a stinkin' situation.
*crickets*
wishing you a happy Easter?
oh, op. unless you washed it off, it would STINK!!!!! sucks for you.
you would've reached into the toilet and actually picked it up? :o
or simply stuff their heads in the Rolodex or shit right on their heads
toilet .... GTFO autocorrect
hahaha what's a Rolodex?
I would have done the same thing HAH
xD that's funny!!!
lmao
79....projectile!!! I lol'd!!! awesome
whoa!!
you'll laugh about it later?
those kids are the most BAMF eggers ever. kicking a door down, must have been epic. you should have tried to pee on them.
thanks. but i cant take credit for the idea. that dylans idea.
who takes ***** in public bathrooms ? ydi
who ***** at all? i never have and never will.
the public. some people don't have the luxury of a regular bowel.
wow 17s smart
No 17 is not smart, he's constipated.
74 do u mean toilet?
sometimes, people have no other choice, I was homeless for a period of time...
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I would have pelted them with my shit
I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.