By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.


jigglydibs 0

wow that sucks

ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, lesson learned....bad shit happens when you use public restrooms.....

arandomer 0

that's why you shouldn't ....

lol wiseguy wins for his AWESOME pun.

mintcar 9

That pun wasn't AWESOME.

no your right it was only awesome!!!!!!

HAHA I'm gonna do this :D

Finn_the_human 5

That stinks

this isn't a yolk

Waaaait. How on earth can kids break down a door?! Ninjas..

litlpetlvr 0

at least it will be a funny story...

Damn those ninjas!

ganja_warrior88 0

bet it was OFWGKTA

every1luvsvag 10

Depending on what area of South Carolina you are from, that may have been me.

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

Hahah scrambled eggs

there* Heyyy, you got it.

Heather_x0x0 6

LOL!!! so silly!

ifiFaLL 1

i see what you did there!

Michele2luv 8

haha I totally lol'd when I read this

This sure made me crack up. You sure you didn't poach this one from the Internet?

rallets 22

wow, i didnt egg-spect that

I also see what you did there

eggsactly what I thought

Wow such egg-citement! There are so many egg-treme and egg-o-tistical people in this world that egg-sactly this kind of situation seems to scramble out of nowhere and crack open a world of yolks.

This is cracking me up, Benedict style.

grammar nazi says: "I would have scrambled out of THERE..."

128- he fixed it so stfu, kay ? thanks(:

something tells me he got out overhard rather than overeasy. because you can only hope your day will be sunny side up before it gets poached. then he will be hard-boiled!

DisappearingRose 18

If I were a guy I would pee on them with my long penis.

I wanna suck your cock I bet it's real big.... I want you to fuck my pussy hard...... Cuz I'm horny babe

Sounds like you've had a pretty egg-citing day.

natas_fml 13

I didn't hit her, I did not ...ohai mark!

You are TEARING me apart Lisa!

jordypaige11 0


shut ragtag blows

sounds like you made a very shit-ty comment.

#156: I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I cant shove my head that far up my ass.

that was the cheesiest fucking joke ive ever heard...

if there was a like button

I meant to say, if there was a like button for that comment, I'd press it

169 hahahaha nice one.

riddence 0

Now thats what I call a SHITTY SITUATION : )

Eggsactly what i was thinking.

egg-cellent pun. I hope you don't tuen into an egghead though!

I mean turn not tuen. sorry.

litlpetlvr 0

this is on EVERY FML that has to do with shit...

More like a stinkin' situation.

wishing you a happy Easter?

oh, op. unless you washed it off, it would STINK!!!!! sucks for you.

crazykidd15 0

yes! that's what they were doing . haha

MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

you would've reached into the toilet and actually picked it up? :o

ThatLooksSticky 16

No. He would have shit into his hand, then tossed it at the kids. Like monkeys do.

or simply stuff their heads in the Rolodex or shit right on their heads

jadenstigman 0

projectile turds

toilet .... GTFO autocorrect

hahaha what's a Rolodex?

I would have done the same thing HAH

xD that's funny!!!

starah_fml 0

lol you must be super young!

79....projectile!!! I lol'd!!! awesome

you'll laugh about it later?

pitchblease 2

those kids are the most BAMF eggers ever. kicking a door down, must have been epic. you should have tried to pee on them.

thanks. but i cant take credit for the idea. that dylans idea.

who takes shits in public bathrooms ? ydi

who shits at all? i never have and never will.

ifiFaLL 1

azns must not shit. too ninja

the public. some people don't have the luxury of a regular bowel.

bakapyon 0

people who have to take a dump

No 17 is not smart, he's constipated.

74 do u mean toilet?

germanottapearl 0

ha win.

sometimes, people have no other choice, I was homeless for a period of time...

MrGold 0

Should have thrown your huevos at them.