Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was, "Don't, you'll regret it later." FML
brins_fml
alopez1994
badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
:(((
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Bowl cut
Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML