blueglue

About Blueglue

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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Consolation prize
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Blueglue's favorite FMLs

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Flarewolf - / Saturday 4 June 2011 18:09 / United Kingdom

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it