By Sean - Canada - Toronto
Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
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By  GhostFox  |  33

See if there were any cameras on the street, and then try to get the footage pulled if there are any. If you can and do, and there's a license plate that's distinguishable, you should file charges for every thing that you can. Sound like: Speeding, reckless driving, hit and run, possibly reckless endangerment of others, driving while distracted....

I hope something I suggested helped, and that he gets in a shit ton of trouble, especially since he could have killed you.

  GhostFox  |  33

While the police are largely responsible for the actual investigation and pursuing the case, the fact remains that unless the victim of the crime brings the allegations to their attention, crime units may not pursue the case. Especially if the crime occurred in a high-crime density area, or considered a minor one.

So, when people suggest that someone "should press criminal charges," they're saying that the person should make sure that it is being investigated, instead of the case being put at the back of a warehouse before the ink dries on the documents.

By  InfiniteSunshine  |  32

Even if he was very distracted by the blowjob, how the hell did he completely miss the fact that he ran into someone? Considering that it broke your ribs, that wasn't a light tap. I've been in a crash before, not involving a pedestrian thankfully, but you can feel the pressure of your car being hit, even from inside, you usually lurch forward too, not to mention, you can hear it. Anyway, this is a lesson for everyone, blowjobs are too distracting when driving, you can wait until you get home, it's really not that difficult. I hope you find the guy OP, he deserves to be punished for not paying attention.