By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
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extrasnipes 22

I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

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extrasnipes 22

I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

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siennabrooke 11

What part of Utah was this in?

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KingKralj 31

I guess they did an eggcelent job at their aim. Don't you feel like poaching them? Nah, it was just a yolk.

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jakey94_boss 8

You must have found out when it started smelling like rotten eggs, huh?

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joedon1661 5

What a scrambled thing to do, just hope it blows over-easy.

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missa8604 26

Gross! I heard on the radio that someone's dog threw up on their radiator. I don't know who is suffering with the worst smell!

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