I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

That smell tho

What part of Utah was this in?

That aim is on point

I guess they did an eggcelent job at their aim. Don't you feel like poaching them? Nah, it was just a yolk.

Oh man... that's foul...

You must have found out when it started smelling like rotten eggs, huh?

What a scrambled thing to do, just hope it blows over-easy.

Do you live next to Justin Beiber?

Gross! I heard on the radio that someone's dog threw up on their radiator. I don't know who is suffering with the worst smell!