Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
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Rizmo
- United States - Cedar City
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.
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extrasnipes
| 22
I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.
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extrasnipes
| 22
I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.
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Dtcnationz
| 6
These egg puns really got me cracking up.. Whoever is mad by those jokes yolk thank them later.
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Taco The Dank
| 27
This hurt me on the inside.
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Scarylizard1798
| 23
That smell tho
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siennabrooke
| 11
What part of Utah was this in?
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DravensTheName
| 16
That aim is on point
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KingKralj
| 31
I guess they did an eggcelent job at their aim. Don't you feel like poaching them? Nah, it was just a yolk.
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saltyacs
| 10
Oh man... that's foul...
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jakey94_boss
| 8
You must have found out when it started smelling like rotten eggs, huh?
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joedon1661
| 5
What a scrambled thing to do, just hope it blows over-easy.
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HylianBadger
| 21
Do you live next to Justin Beiber?