By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 440
You deserved it 717

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I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.

I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

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I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.

These egg puns really got me cracking up.. Whoever is mad by those jokes yolk thank them later.

This hurt me on the inside.

siennabrooke 11

What part of Utah was this in?

That aim is on point

I guess they did an eggcelent job at their aim. Don't you feel like poaching them? Nah, it was just a yolk.

Oh man... that's foul...

You must have found out when it started smelling like rotten eggs, huh?

What a scrambled thing to do, just hope it blows over-easy.

Do you live next to Justin Beiber?