FML : Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Rizmo - / Sunday 25 September 2016 07:11 / United States - Cedar City

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6702830 - Sunday 16 October 2016 01:15

I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.

By extrasnipes | 22

#6702828 - Sunday 16 October 2016 01:05

I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

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By extrasnipes | 22

#6702828 - Sunday 16 October 2016 01:05

I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6702830 - Sunday 16 October 2016 01:15

I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.

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Dtcnationz | 6

#6702832 - Sunday 16 October 2016 01:17

These egg puns really got me cracking up.. Whoever is mad by those jokes yolk thank them later.

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CheddarDoge | 26

#6703587 - Monday 17 October 2016 06:16

This hurt me on the inside.

By Scarylizard1798 | 23

#6702835 - Sunday 16 October 2016 01:25

That smell tho

By siennabrooke | 10

#6702846 - Sunday 16 October 2016 02:01

What part of Utah was this in?

By DravensTheName | 16

#6702851 - Sunday 16 October 2016 02:47

That aim is on point

By KingKralj | 31

#6702865 - Sunday 16 October 2016 03:32

I guess they did an eggcelent job at their aim. Don't you feel like poaching them? Nah, it was just a yolk.

By saltyacs | 10

#6702877 - Sunday 16 October 2016 04:18

Oh man... that's foul...

By jakey94_boss | 8

#6702888 - Sunday 16 October 2016 04:28

You must have found out when it started smelling like rotten eggs, huh?

By joedon1661 | 5

#6702890 - Sunday 16 October 2016 04:29

What a scrambled thing to do, just hope it blows over-easy.

By HylianBadger | 20

#6702951 - Sunday 16 October 2016 07:34

Do you live next to Justin Beiber?

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