Halloween's early this year..

Sounds like something a Transformer would eat

I don't know who Heston is Alan, but his last name sounds like something old ass ladies with lung cancer would smoke.

Who is Heston blumenthal? Someone inform me. Because the whole name sounds like a cigarette brand. A new flavor for the cool kids to smoke call the Heston. Lmao. Or blu- menthal. Haha.

Thanks 17, for repeating exactly what I just said, but phrasing so that your infinitesimally small mind could comprehend the joke that you obviously ripped off from me.

Cook up some crispy bacon and we got ourselves a feed

You are very welcome but I'm sure I made it sound slightly better.

Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips

I'm on the toilet as I type this due to eggs. just a little heads up

Thanks Alan. I always appreciate furthering my education.

29, A boy at my school had a shirt that said that.... I got confused:p

Jelly cause your car gets more chicks then you do?

I hope that Egg and Bacon ice cream is covered in tobasco or tapito

I've seen bacon on cupcakes before. It sounds interesting tasting sweet and salty at the same time. Sounds like a treat for the tongue.

Mmm, maple/bacon doughnut, TY Voodoo doughnuts!

39 - it's epicmealtime's shirt! Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips &

Huston trys to invent new kinds of foods so you dont eat popcorn at the movies

FYI, you're annoying and not as funny as you think. Thumb me down, I don't care.

I wish we could thumb up the FML teams' comments

57, Thank you!!! Lol

And you should stop living amongst provolone maybe then your comments won't be so cheesy

Maybe you should quit visiting the janitorial staff and having them shove brooms up your ass.

Haha ur 69. U kno wat it means?right?

Or an old lady could have replaced the eggs she broke when she put potatoes on her eggs. Cruel world...

Yeah. The eggs could have been hardboiled.

Or baseballs could have been thrown instead

Eggs on a car is really bad it eats away at the paint, I'd it's in the winter it will be even worse. A car is usually a large investment I really hate people that have no respect For Others property. Paint jobs aren't Cheap

Why are people thumbs-downing this?! It thought it was a great attempt at a joke, but it just failed. Thumbs up for you(:

Because there is a constant stream of annoying comments from this person all the ******* time.

Thanks!

How pathetic is your life that you notice all that I post? Stalker!

63 - the girls have the eggs and the guys have the sperm.