Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
flagg1888
| 3
Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted
By
Jacobt24
| 19
Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.
COMMENTS
By
Jacobt24
| 19
Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.
Reply
Kyuubi1589
| 1
Halloween's early this year..
Reply
Jacobt24
| 19
Sounds like something a Transformer would eat
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
I don't know who Heston is Alan, but his last name sounds like something old ass ladies with lung cancer would smoke.
Reply
TheBeastiest
| 6
Who is Heston blumenthal? Someone inform me. Because the whole name sounds like a cigarette brand. A new flavor for the cool kids to smoke call the Heston. Lmao. Or blu- menthal. Haha.
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
Thanks 17, for repeating exactly what I just said, but phrasing so that your infinitesimally small mind could comprehend the joke that you obviously ripped off from me.
Reply
Kyzahhh
| 7
Cook up some crispy bacon and we got ourselves a feed
Reply
TheBeastiest
| 6
You are very welcome but I'm sure I made it sound slightly better.
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips &
Bacon Strips
Reply
YourEvilHero
| 12
I'm on the toilet as I type this due to eggs. just a little heads up
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
Thanks Alan. I always appreciate furthering my education.
Reply
kelsey_katie
| 17
29,
A boy at my school had a shirt that said that.... I got confused:p
A boy at my school had a shirt that said that.... I got confused:p
Reply
fanceh
| 10
Jelly cause your car gets more chicks then you do?
Reply
enonymous
| 8
I hope that Egg and Bacon ice cream is covered in tobasco or tapito
Reply
Enslaved
| 36
I've seen bacon on cupcakes before. It sounds interesting tasting sweet and salty at the same time. Sounds like a treat for the tongue.
Reply
cbdee
| 8
Mmm, maple/bacon doughnut, TY Voodoo doughnuts!
Reply
Jovecove
| 13
39 - it's epicmealtime's shirt!
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Reply
lotto_boi
| 3
Huston trys to invent new kinds of foods so you dont eat popcorn at the movies
Reply
stacianichole
| 2
FYI, you're annoying and not as funny as you think. Thumb me down, I don't care.
Reply
bitchslapped22
| 14
I wish we could thumb up the FML teams' comments
Reply
kelsey_katie
| 17
57,
Thank you!!! Lol
Thank you!!! Lol
By
flagg1888
| 3
Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted
Reply
TheBeastiest
| 6
And you should stop living amongst provolone maybe then your comments won't be so cheesy
Reply
CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Maybe you should quit visiting the janitorial staff and having them shove brooms up your ass.
Reply
MEXIKANO
| 0
Haha ur 69. U kno wat it means?right?
By
ollie179
| 21
Those eggs could have been used to pelt your house as well.
What a waste.
What a waste.
Reply
thatfrenchguy
| 8
Or an old lady could have replaced the eggs she broke when she put potatoes on her eggs. Cruel world...
By
nerdness
| 2
FYL... Sigh... Hooligans these days.
By
alejandratx
| 8
It could of been worse :/
Reply
TheBeastiest
| 6
Yeah. The eggs could have been hardboiled.
Reply
SammySteel
| 6
Or baseballs could have been thrown instead
Reply
guitarplayer546
| 0
Eggs on a car is really bad it eats away at the paint, I'd it's in the winter it will be even worse. A car is usually a large investment I really hate people that have no respect
For
Others property. Paint jobs aren't
Cheap
For
Others property. Paint jobs aren't
Cheap
By
missL1z
| 5
Did it cook?
By
lvlcapblue
| 0
Wash them off quick! Eggs severely eff-up car paint!
By
frozenshake
| 5
That makes me oddly hungry...
I want scrambled eggs now :L
I want scrambled eggs now :L
By
RockstarRN
| 10
When life gives you eggs...ah forget it! Sorry op, totally sucks!
Reply
kelsey_katie
| 17
Why are people thumbs-downing this?! It thought it was a great attempt at a joke, but it just failed. Thumbs up for you(:
Reply
happymelon
| 0
Because there is a constant stream of annoying comments from this person all the fucking time.
Reply
RockstarRN
| 10
Thanks!
Reply
RockstarRN
| 10
How pathetic is your life that you notice all that I post? Stalker!
Reply
jennyc246
| 8
63 - the girls have the eggs and the guys have the sperm.
By
FelixIsaac
| 0
But will it blend?