By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States
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Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.
Sounds like something a Transformer would eat
I don't know who Heston is Alan, but his last name sounds like something old ass ladies with lung cancer would smoke.
Thanks 17, for repeating exactly what I just said, but phrasing so that your infinitesimally small mind could comprehend the joke that you obviously ripped off from me.
Cook up some crispy bacon and we got ourselves a feed
Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips
Thanks Alan. I always appreciate furthering my education.
Jelly cause your car gets more chicks then you do?
I've seen bacon on cupcakes before. It sounds interesting tasting sweet and salty at the same time. Sounds like a treat for the tongue.
39 - it's epicmealtime's shirt! Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips &
Huston trys to invent new kinds of foods so you dont eat popcorn at the movies
Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted
Maybe you should quit visiting the janitorial staff and having them shove brooms up your ass.
Haha ur 69. U kno wat it means?right?
Those eggs could have been used to pelt your house as well. What a waste.
Or an old lady could have replaced the eggs she broke when she put potatoes on her eggs. Cruel world...
FYL... Sigh... Hooligans these days.
Or baseballs could have been thrown instead
Eggs on a car is really bad it eats away at the paint, I'd it's in the winter it will be even worse. A car is usually a large investment I really hate people that have no respect For Others property. Paint jobs aren't Cheap
Wash them off quick! Eggs severely eff-up car paint!
Because there is a constant stream of annoying comments from this person all the ******* time.
63 - the girls have the eggs and the guys have the sperm.
But will it blend?
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Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted
Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.