By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10

I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

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futtbuck101 1

That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

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landonlasater 3
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is that a lawsuit I smell or is it just your shit

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futtbuck101 1

That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*

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Frosc 0
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Or showering...

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kingtz 6

Or masturbating in the shower.

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Trololololololo_fml 7
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!!!!!

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dolphincheddar 10
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that reminds me of this Porno I saw once. except after she punched him they had kinky interracial bathroom sex

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DoubleRainbows 1
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only one thing to do: FALCON PUUNCH!!!

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princessRiRi97 0
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Were you crapping with the lights off?

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BShady96 0
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maid:"excuse me, i clean bathroom" OP:"No! im using it" maid:"no, no.. i clean bathroom" OP:"not right now i'm taking a shit!!" maid:"no, no... i come in now... WHAT THE FUCK??"

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tuckriggs 0
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I would have maid her suck my balla

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LOLbomb 1

If the lock to any door is broken then it's a shitty hotel.

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zimandme123 0
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hahaha .... a shitty hotel...

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bobos_fml 0

lol'd

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valekseye 0
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No, I think it's safe to say she punched the shit out of him!

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Janawa 22
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A7X-Loveee you should have said it like this- guess you could say you ..(puts sunglasses on) scarred the shit outta her... YYYEEEAAAHHH

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dlToTlb 10
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or she scared the shit out of him

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bansheebomber 14
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Argh, I hate when that happens. What a crappy day.

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gwadafiesta_fml 2
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She was just afraid he went all-DSK on her

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volley4eva1698 0
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yeah that happens to me all the time

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sarahxD1234 5

I promise you that has NEVER happened to me ...

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browntiga 0
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daily occurrence?

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
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wooow, sue her, she cant just punch u, or tell management ;D

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Zeek63 0

it could have been worse if you were yanking your tank! if you know what I mean...

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Mitcha857 0
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and somehow Laurence, with a name like that and how you said "the states" I knew you were not from the USA. hmmmmmmmm

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MrSassypants 32
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26 from your comment I can tell your from the states... also before you check my profile... so am I.

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xxlauruh 0
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I'm only from one state.

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xxlauruh 0
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amuuurica, FUCK YEAHH.

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Bano360 25
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All Americans resort to suing, what is it with you guys and suing?

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allanaskye 0

No we don't. just the dumb assholes who can't make their own money so they have to take someone else's and give us good people a bad name.

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1215116a 14

At 66, that's like me telling saying 'Why do all Irish people resort to drinking?'

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Epilepsy_fml 0
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I like how the guy who said that Americans are sue happy got thumbed down. Haha! We can't even laugh at ourselves! this is extremely pathetic. Suing is completely unnecessary 3/4 of the time.

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xxlauruh 0
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I'm suing all of you.

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jbo116 0
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88 - I'm suing you for suing all of them!

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XxToriwolfxX 0
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I will kill all of the lawyers in the world.

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thatonename 7
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111. please and thank you

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sup_bitch 0

what they need more lemon pledge and she thought you were stealing it

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swittig 0
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giggity giggity consuela giggity

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IWarnedYou 0

no no, mr superman no here

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berryblue 0
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did she hurt you??? if she did sue!

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MrSassypants 32
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5 no because OP can't get hurt with a punch to the face. Nobody can. Obviously OP did get hurt because if OP didn't then there would be no point in writing this FML. Sorry to insult you but I guess teachers lied when they said there is no such thing as a stupid question.

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IHATETROLLSS 0
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are you dumb? people have died from a punch to the face (not from a maid.. but you get the picture)

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XxToriwolfxX 0
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God damn falcon punches, they're killing all of us!

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browntiga 0
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I think being assaulted in a place of business by an employee is enough to sue the business. if you go to a hotel would you be alright if the cleaning crew punched you in the face?

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luvppl 6
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well maybe she couldn't tell what gender so she thought you were an alien

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Was that meant to be funny..?

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luvppl 6
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not really but it's not a serious comment either soooo......

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MrSassypants 32
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12 it's not serious? DANG IT! I took it to the heart...

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starwarsguy330 0
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obvious troll is obvious

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luvppl 6
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47- lolol :) I like you... you are nice 56- no I'm not a troll but I just tried to avoid insults from people, because I saw it coming when he asked me if I was trying to be funny... I do apologize if you don't like me I'll try better next time to please you

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luvppl 6
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wow I have always loved your comments and versatile name mr sassy pants, but now you are one of my favorites on here...

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maz_irken 6

Him an Snickerdoodle are mine!

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MrSassypants 32
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I guess I am taken by 77... by force... No please! Not there!

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tettles 0
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you should've busted a cap on her

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muchagente 5

nice try, dominic.

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yulenne_fml 7
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Haha I was waiting for someone to say that

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taytoc 10
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I hope u weren't in the middle of the shit/fell off the toilet.. then she woulda seen some nice smelly arse

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jake3292 5

well tell the manager what happend and you might get a free night:)

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XxToriwolfxX 0
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With free service..

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