By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 158
You deserved it 3 295

Same thing different taste

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

futtbuck101 1

That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

is that a lawsuit I smell or is it just your shit

futtbuck101 1

That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*

kingtz 6

Or masturbating in the shower.

that reminds me of this Porno I saw once. except after she punched him they had kinky interracial bathroom sex

maid:"excuse me, i clean bathroom" OP:"No! im using it" maid:"no, no.. i clean bathroom" OP:"not right now i'm taking a shit!!" maid:"no, no... i come in now... WHAT THE ****??"

LOLbomb 1

If the lock to any door is broken then it's a shitty hotel.

No, I think it's safe to say she punched the shit out of him!

A7X-Loveee you should have said it like this- guess you could say you ..(puts sunglasses on) scarred the shit outta her... YYYEEEAAAHHH

or she scared the shit out of him

Argh, I hate when that happens. What a crappy day.

She was just afraid he went all-DSK on her

sarahxD1234 5

I promise you that has NEVER happened to me ...

wooow, sue her, she cant just punch u, or tell management ;D

Zeek63 0

it could have been worse if you were yanking your tank! if you know what I mean...

and somehow Laurence, with a name like that and how you said "the states" I knew you were not from the USA. hmmmmmmmm

26 from your comment I can tell your from the states... also before you check my profile... so am I.

All Americans resort to suing, what is it with you guys and suing?

allanaskye 0

No we don't. just the dumb assholes who can't make their own money so they have to take someone else's and give us good people a bad name.

1215116a 14

At 66, that's like me telling saying 'Why do all Irish people resort to drinking?'

I like how the guy who said that Americans are sue happy got thumbed down. Haha! We can't even laugh at ourselves! this is extremely pathetic. Suing is completely unnecessary 3/4 of the time.

88 - I'm suing you for suing all of them!

I will kill all of the lawyers in the world.

sup_bitch 0

what they need more lemon pledge and she thought you were stealing it

5 no because OP can't get hurt with a punch to the face. Nobody can. Obviously OP did get hurt because if OP didn't then there would be no point in writing this FML. Sorry to insult you but I guess teachers lied when they said there is no such thing as a stupid question.

are you dumb? people have died from a punch to the face (not from a maid.. but you get the picture)

God damn falcon punches, they're killing all of us!

I think being assaulted in a place of business by an employee is enough to sue the business. if you go to a hotel would you be alright if the cleaning crew punched you in the face?

well maybe she couldn't tell what gender so she thought you were an alien

A7X_LoVeee 10

Was that meant to be funny..?

not really but it's not a serious comment either soooo......

12 it's not serious? DANG IT! I took it to the heart...

47- lolol :) I like you... you are nice 56- no I'm not a troll but I just tried to avoid insults from people, because I saw it coming when he asked me if I was trying to be funny... I do apologize if you don't like me I'll try better next time to please you

wow I have always loved your comments and versatile name mr sassy pants, but now you are one of my favorites on here...

maz_irken 6

Him an Snickerdoodle are mine!

I guess I am taken by 77... by force... No please! Not there!

muchagente 5

Haha I was waiting for someone to say that

I hope u weren't in the middle of the shit/fell off the toilet.. then she woulda seen some nice smelly arse

jake3292 5

well tell the manager what happend and you might get a free night:)