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is that a lawsuit I smell or is it just your shit
Or showering...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!!!!!
that reminds me of this Porno I saw once. except after she punched him they had kinky interracial bathroom sex
only one thing to do: FALCON PUUNCH!!!
Were you crapping with the lights off?
maid:"excuse me, i clean bathroom" OP:"No! im using it" maid:"no, no.. i clean bathroom" OP:"not right now i'm taking a shit!!" maid:"no, no... i come in now... WHAT THE ****??"
I would have maid her suck my balla
hahaha .... a shitty hotel...
Oh SHIT!
No, I think it's safe to say she punched the shit out of him!
hahahaha
A7X-Loveee you should have said it like this- guess you could say you ..(puts sunglasses on) scarred the shit outta her... YYYEEEAAAHHH
or she scared the shit out of him
Argh, I hate when that happens. What a crappy day.
She was just afraid he went all-DSK on her
yeah that happens to me all the time
daily occurrence?
wooow, sue her, she cant just punch u, or tell management ;D
and somehow Laurence, with a name like that and how you said "the states" I knew you were not from the USA. hmmmmmmmm
26 from your comment I can tell your from the states... also before you check my profile... so am I.
I'm only from one state.
amuuurica, **** YEAHH.
All Americans resort to suing, what is it with you guys and suing?
I like how the guy who said that Americans are sue happy got thumbed down. Haha! We can't even laugh at ourselves! this is extremely pathetic. Suing is completely unnecessary 3/4 of the time.
I'm suing all of you.
88 - I'm suing you for suing all of them!
I will kill all of the lawyers in the world.
111. please and thank you
giggity giggity consuela giggity
ci senior
did she hurt you??? if she did sue!
5 no because OP can't get hurt with a punch to the face. Nobody can. Obviously OP did get hurt because if OP didn't then there would be no point in writing this FML. Sorry to insult you but I guess teachers lied when they said there is no such thing as a stupid question.
are you dumb? people have died from a punch to the face (not from a maid.. but you get the picture)
God damn falcon punches, they're killing all of us!
I think being assaulted in a place of business by an employee is enough to sue the business. if you go to a hotel would you be alright if the cleaning crew punched you in the face?
well maybe she couldn't tell what gender so she thought you were an alien
not really but it's not a serious comment either soooo......
12 it's not serious? DANG IT! I took it to the heart...
obvious troll is obvious
47- lolol :) I like you... you are nice 56- no I'm not a troll but I just tried to avoid insults from people, because I saw it coming when he asked me if I was trying to be funny... I do apologize if you don't like me I'll try better next time to please you
56 where? 8)
wow I have always loved your comments and versatile name mr sassy pants, but now you are one of my favorites on here...
I guess I am taken by 77... by force... No please! Not there!
Haha I was waiting for someone to say that
I hope u weren't in the middle of the shit/fell off the toilet.. then she woulda seen some nice smelly arse
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I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!
That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*