Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
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A7X_LoVeee
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I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!
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futtbuck101
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That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!
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landonlasater
| 3
is that a lawsuit I smell or is it just your shit
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futtbuck101
| 1
That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*
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Frosc
| 0
Or showering...
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kingtz
| 6
Or masturbating in the shower.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!!!!!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
that reminds me of this Porno I saw once. except after she punched him they had kinky interracial bathroom sex
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DoubleRainbows
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only one thing to do: FALCON PUUNCH!!!
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princessRiRi97
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Were you crapping with the lights off?
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BShady96
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maid:"excuse me, i clean bathroom"
OP:"No! im using it"
maid:"no, no.. i clean bathroom"
OP:"not right now i'm taking a shit!!"
maid:"no, no... i come in now... WHAT THE FUCK??"
OP:"No! im using it"
maid:"no, no.. i clean bathroom"
OP:"not right now i'm taking a shit!!"
maid:"no, no... i come in now... WHAT THE FUCK??"
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tuckriggs
| 0
I would have maid her suck my balla
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LOLbomb
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If the lock to any door is broken then it's a shitty hotel.
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zimandme123
| 0
hahaha .... a shitty hotel...
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bobos_fml
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lol'd
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Deroni76
| 5
Oh SHIT!
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valekseye
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No, I think it's safe to say she punched the shit out of him!
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toqwert
| 0
hahahaha
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Janawa
| 22
A7X-Loveee you should have said it like this- guess you could say you ..(puts sunglasses on) scarred the shit outta her... YYYEEEAAAHHH
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dlToTlb
| 10
or she scared the shit out of him
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bansheebomber
| 14
Argh, I hate when that happens. What a crappy day.
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gwadafiesta_fml
| 2
She was just afraid he went all-DSK on her
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volley4eva1698
| 0
yeah that happens to me all the time
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sarahxD1234
| 5
I promise you that has NEVER happened to me ...
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browntiga
| 0
daily occurrence?
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xXxXxMasonxXxXx
| 7
wooow, sue her, she cant just punch u, or tell management ;D
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Zeek63
| 0
it could have been worse if you were yanking your tank! if you know what I mean...
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Mitcha857
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and somehow Laurence, with a name like that and how you said "the states" I knew you were not from the USA. hmmmmmmmm
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MrSassypants
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26 from your comment I can tell your from the states... also before you check my profile... so am I.
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xxlauruh
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I'm only from one state.
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xxlauruh
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amuuurica, FUCK YEAHH.
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Bano360
| 25
All Americans resort to suing, what is it with you guys and suing?
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allanaskye
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No we don't. just the dumb assholes who can't make their own money so they have to take someone else's and give us good people a bad name.
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1215116a
| 14
At 66, that's like me telling saying 'Why do all Irish people resort to drinking?'
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Epilepsy_fml
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I like how the guy who said that Americans are sue happy got thumbed down. Haha! We can't even laugh at ourselves! this is extremely pathetic. Suing is completely unnecessary 3/4 of the time.
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xxlauruh
| 0
I'm suing all of you.
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jbo116
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88 - I'm suing you for suing all of them!
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XxToriwolfxX
| 0
I will kill all of the lawyers in the world.
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thatonename
| 7
111. please and thank you
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sup_bitch
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what they need more lemon pledge and she thought you were stealing it
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swittig
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giggity giggity consuela giggity
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IWarnedYou
| 0
no no, mr superman no here
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instnt1nfction
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ci senior
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berryblue
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did she hurt you??? if she did sue!
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MrSassypants
| 32
5 no because OP can't get hurt with a punch to the face. Nobody can.
Obviously OP did get hurt because if OP didn't then there would be no point in writing this FML. Sorry to insult you but I guess teachers lied when they said there is no such thing as a stupid question.
Obviously OP did get hurt because if OP didn't then there would be no point in writing this FML. Sorry to insult you but I guess teachers lied when they said there is no such thing as a stupid question.
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IHATETROLLSS
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are you dumb? people have died from a punch to the face (not from a maid.. but you get the picture)
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XxToriwolfxX
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God damn falcon punches, they're killing all of us!
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browntiga
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I think being assaulted in a place of business by an employee is enough to sue the business. if you go to a hotel would you be alright if the cleaning crew punched you in the face?
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luvppl
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well maybe she couldn't tell what gender so she thought you were an alien
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Was that meant to be funny..?
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luvppl
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not really but it's not a serious comment either soooo......
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MrSassypants
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12 it's not serious? DANG IT! I took it to the heart...
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starwarsguy330
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obvious troll is obvious
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luvppl
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47- lolol :) I like you... you are nice
56- no I'm not a troll but I just tried to avoid insults from people, because I saw it coming when he asked me if I was trying to be funny... I do apologize if you don't like me I'll try better next time to please you
56- no I'm not a troll but I just tried to avoid insults from people, because I saw it coming when he asked me if I was trying to be funny... I do apologize if you don't like me I'll try better next time to please you
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MrSassypants
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56 where? 8)
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luvppl
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wow I have always loved your comments and versatile name mr sassy pants, but now you are one of my favorites on here...
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maz_irken
| 6
Him an Snickerdoodle are mine!
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MrSassypants
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I guess I am taken by 77... by force...
No please! Not there!
No please! Not there!
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tettles
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you should've busted a cap on her
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Ryley1
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*Nut*
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Jimmyd0t
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in her*
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muchagente
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nice try, dominic.
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yulenne_fml
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Haha I was waiting for someone to say that
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taytoc
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I hope u weren't in the middle of the shit/fell off the toilet.. then she woulda seen some nice smelly arse
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jake3292
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well tell the manager what happend and you might get a free night:)
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XxToriwolfxX
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With free service..