Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding....

Accidentally or "accidentally"? Was he really standing that close to a candle when you were trying to light it or were you just really bad at the task?

santosb1 11

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Friday 1 May 2015 19:03

ahhh!!!! Too much thinking! Fire burn!

buckstop1 37

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Friday 1 May 2015 23:28

Perhaps OP lit the candle and whatever was holding it up wasn't very sturdy, causing it to fall on the groom?

Ashfyr 18

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Saturday 2 May 2015 8:03

Or the groom may have been holding the candle, tons of ways it could have happened, would love a follow up to know the details however

booze_n_bitches 37

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Friday 1 May 2015 19:00

The fire should stop him getting cold-feet at his wedding! Great job, OP, very thoughtful.

1dvos_grl3 21

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Friday 1 May 2015 19:01

At least he went up in a blaze of glory.

jentrynicole 20

Friday 1 May 2015 19:02

I really need a follow up so I know how the hell this happened.

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