why?
United States
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
appaluver
United States
Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML
Unintended Victim
Smash
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Bernice
Canada
Singed
Today, I was showing my grandson how to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. I got a little too close and set my hair on fire. The candles remained lit but my grandson was too terrified to go near them after the whole ordeal. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Top comments
MrConcise 35
Hey, a man has to look good for his wedding. Now he's smokin'.
khorstmye 15
How do you do that!?
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Comments (94)
DragonFire13 2
While I'm sorry for your misfortune, I must also thank you for giving me a good laugh :)
Metashock 20
That groom is on fire
chefnoel22 11
How did that happen?
gabby_john_ 15
He must have been smoking hot.
zombiekiller52 24
Haha how?
zalynaxa 10
Well, that's a pretty funny story to tell your friends in the future. I only have one question, though... How?
RockstarJAy 16
He got roasted.
holly_24135 18
Ah, was that the plan you made after he decided to marry her rather than you?
Ramos808 29
How does one possibly do that?
vikky538 29
This wedding is on fire.