Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding....

By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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MrConcise 34

Friday 1 May 2015 18:59

Hey, a man has to look good for his wedding. Now he's smokin'.

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Friday 1 May 2015 18:58

How do you do that!?

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PickledSweets 22

Friday 1 May 2015 19:18

Well, that's one way to make the wedding memorable. Not the best way, but still.

aj9319 16

Friday 1 May 2015 19:22

But, did you manage to light the candles?

OhYouMad 12

Friday 1 May 2015 19:23

Yeaaaaahhh "accidentally"

dustin007 15

Friday 1 May 2015 19:27

Must've been One smoking hot wedding.

ZombieSazza 34

Friday 1 May 2015 19:27

Sounds like a hot wedding.

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 1 May 2015 19:28

I bet he was hot headed!

Stillo 25

Friday 1 May 2015 19:28

Now you can say that, the groom was in fire ;)

FutBol_Fan_30 29

Friday 1 May 2015 19:29

Wha...? but, how?? This needs a follow up

RayRobles17 9

Friday 1 May 2015 19:40

Way too many bad puns in one place

Parvati48 15

Friday 1 May 2015 19:46

How? O.o

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