why?
United States
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
appaluver
United States
Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML
Unintended Victim
Smash
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Bernice
Canada
Singed
Today, I was showing my grandson how to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. I got a little too close and set my hair on fire. The candles remained lit but my grandson was too terrified to go near them after the whole ordeal. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Top comments
MrConcise 35
Hey, a man has to look good for his wedding. Now he's smokin'.
khorstmye 15
How do you do that!?
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Comments (94)
alex_622 22
Well that's one way for someone to have a memorable wedding. Sorry OP!
RickySleeves 20
Well, 5 years from now you can both laugh about it. Or maybe not.
UnluckyLatina 22
I know the grooms hot but c'mon
UnluckyLatina 22
Crap just realized everyone else commented that :(
Mightyrif 23
You're one unlucky latina
Welshite 40
You're testing the bride's loyalty to the whole "in sickness and in health" vows pretty quickly.
ShadJV 0
If you didn't like him you could've just said so.
cryssycakesx3 23
when they ask if anyone objects...
jomar_19 17
lol FYL how did you manage to set the groom on fire?!
theTravinator 21
According to the Internet it might not have been your fault, the DJ could've just had a really good mixtape..
Zeescar 17
Did you offer him some aloe at least?
be82tw 17
Remember kids, Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prev... OMIGAWD THAT MAN'S ON FIRE!"
lyricalservant 21
Hot enough for ya, OP?