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  br0ccoli  |  14

"Jimmy I want you to do onto others as you would like things done onto to you. Be a good person. It's the righteous thing to do."

5 min later...

"Listen fucker get that cigarette out of my kids faces! Don't make me stick my foot up your ass! *puffs cigarette*"

Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite.

Don't worry. Karma will get them back twice as hard.

  xalerion  |  0

Did no one ever stop to think it could've been one of those fake ones that "look and taste like a real cigarette, they even light up and produce smoke, without the release or ingestion of any harmful chemicals!" as the commercial would say

  tylersign  |  11

Well, if you're sure...
I know this one person, who was the biggest hypocrite. He made himself exempt from any rules, but made everyone else follow them. He was a hypocrite.
Was that good, or should I do more?

  sqeakyclean  |  7

36 I gave you thumbs up to get you out of the hole. If it was any other crackhead- people wouldn't have cared, but because it's Whitney Houston, everyone's panties are in a bunch.

  perdix  |  29

36, I see you talked your way in going from negative to positive in the thumbs dept. So, why are they hatin' my original comment? I was merely putting forth a scenario where the tobacco-smoking mom could bawl out the OP without being a hypocrite.


Grammar is the difference between "helping your uncle jack off a horse," and "helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse." Your grammar tells me that you help your uncle jack off a horse.


126 - I find it strange that you are teaching grammar, yet you're making numerous mistakes yourself. "Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse" is incorrect because there's no need for a comma in that phrase. All you need to do is capitalize Uncle Jack to signify who the subject is. You're welcome.