Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Flyersfan54
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I hate hypocrites.
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fernclogger
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Talk about a hypocrite
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Flyersfan54
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I hate hypocrites.
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skullcandifiedDJ
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I bet she said something on the lines of, "my smokes are healthier for my children then yours"...
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KittySaysMoo
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Or maybe "I'm on the verge of quitting..."
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zach8771
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You know what else I hate, hate the flyers
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br0ccoli
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"Jimmy I want you to do onto others as you would like things done onto to you. Be a good person. It's the righteous thing to do."
5 min later...
"Listen fucker get that cigarette out of my kids faces! Don't make me stick my foot up your ass! *puffs cigarette*"
Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite.
Don't worry. Karma will get them back twice as hard.
5 min later...
"Listen fucker get that cigarette out of my kids faces! Don't make me stick my foot up your ass! *puffs cigarette*"
Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite.
Don't worry. Karma will get them back twice as hard.
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jaflan
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Whatta fuggin bitch
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Flyersfan54
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Just another butt-hurt penguins fan...
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DocBasterdwanabe
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If there's an ass to be grabbed, there's a bitch to be stabbed! speaking of which, "honey come here!"
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starman02
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What a nice old hag. Would love to meet her. Curious.. What did you say to her?
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Big_Chives
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They're both idiots for smoking
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Rectumended
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I'm starting to hate society
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zombicidal
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yes karma will give her lung cancer
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babykillaseason
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Yes, and i love crack.
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babykillaseason
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I hate you.
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zach8771
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What, how beast they are
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linkinpark98
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117 - That's what Whitney Houston said.
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xalerion
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Did no one ever stop to think it could've been one of those fake ones that "look and taste like a real cigarette, they even light up and produce smoke, without the release or ingestion of any harmful chemicals!" as the commercial would say
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QueenZombie
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154- those fake cigarettes do not look real. From a distance, maybe, but waving in someones face you could deffinately tell.
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Matty1188
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27 - unto, not onto
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hutch66
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I hate smokers.
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Spirit88
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Pretty sure I enjoy every comment you post. :)
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owlfeatures
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Bitchy people! That kinda does suck...
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SortOfSexy
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Smoking is bad, mmk?
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kuges
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That's right!!
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konjaman
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Isn't it obvious, she smokes filtered cigarettes...
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OneNightStander
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2 When I first read ur comment I thought it said "black people! That does kinda suck!" lol
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owlfeatures
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173 Hahahaha... Maybe not... ^^ just sayin'
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luddearsenal
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#173 what. the. fuck.
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fernclogger
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Talk about a hypocrite
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tylersign
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Well, if you're sure...
I know this one person, who was the biggest hypocrite. He made himself exempt from any rules, but made everyone else follow them. He was a hypocrite.
Was that good, or should I do more?
I know this one person, who was the biggest hypocrite. He made himself exempt from any rules, but made everyone else follow them. He was a hypocrite.
Was that good, or should I do more?
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RedPillSucks
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Please sir. May I have some more?
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DKjazz
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR?! (I was Beadle Bumble in High School)
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eva4757
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And that, children, is what we call: a hypocrit
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jellitonoctopus
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^
And that, children, is how we don't spell: hypocrite.
And that, children, is how we don't spell: hypocrite.
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lilpowers
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Jeez woman!
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KiddNYC1O
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Nice parenting...
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sicksadworld1317
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This is why you should consider carring a pocket dictionary: you'd have had something to wave in her face while telling her to look up the definitions of hypocrisy and tact :)
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harrypotter955
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You sir, have an amazing point.
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Raccoo
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Agreed!
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perdix
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Were you smoking crack?
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
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9 By the sound of this FML the other lady probably was.
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KiddNYC1O
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LOL.
"Crack is wack, crack is cheap." - Whitney Houston. RIP.
"Crack is wack, crack is cheap." - Whitney Houston. RIP.
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sappy0
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Lol! That's what I was wondering! :P
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KiddNYC1O
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Lol I knew I would get thumbed down for that one, and counting...
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
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36 it's because we are slandering their precious drug.
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sqeakyclean
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36 I gave you thumbs up to get you out of the hole. If it was any other crackhead- people wouldn't have cared, but because it's Whitney Houston, everyone's panties are in a bunch.
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perdix
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36, I see you talked your way in going from negative to positive in the thumbs dept. So, why are they hatin' my original comment? I was merely putting forth a scenario where the tobacco-smoking mom could bawl out the OP without being a hypocrite.
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KiddNYC1O
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67- By that comment, seems like my tactic is growing on you. Haha.
62- Thanks.
62- Thanks.
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kuges
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Probably was... Stupid!!! Wait to b an example 4 kids!!! Ass wipe!!!
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EmreArslan
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I almost pressed YDI but when I saw that she was smoking aswell. I got mad at her. Hate people like that.
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Takuya272727
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Same here.
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Suba_fml
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Dangers of smoking people
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reapy
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I always try not to smoke people, it's really bad for their health.
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StonerkidDGK420
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Hold up # 34 you smoke people?
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RedPillSucks
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Example #32787531 as to why grammar is important.
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KiddNYC1O
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45- Was that sarcasm or does your username explain your comment?
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sqeakyclean
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I smoke people! It's a lot of money for a pack of people, but I can't quit.
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cosmosis
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11 likes to smoke the blue veins. ....
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False_Stupidity
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I smoke people, I work at a crematorium...
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missalkali
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^fYl bro!! why would u work there?!
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zack11742
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Because he likes money who are you to judge
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Vanilla1Thrilla
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Grammar is the difference between "helping your uncle jack off a horse," and "helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse." Your grammar tells me that you help your uncle jack off a horse.
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welandedonthemoo
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Smokes poles
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RedmontFief
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Hear hear!
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xXshadowrollerXx
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126 - I find it strange that you are teaching grammar, yet you're making numerous mistakes yourself. "Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse" is incorrect because there's no need for a comma in that phrase. All you need to do is capitalize Uncle Jack to signify who the subject is. You're welcome.
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sparkrok
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Or would the correct way be "Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse" Hm...
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BradTheBrony
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Actually, he didn't forget the comma, because he capitalized Uncle.
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G0odgrief
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she doesn't want her kids inhaling any tar that didn't pass through her lungs first
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batummshakalaka
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Wouldn't that make her the best mom in the world?
She's a good one. I'm sure she had a good mom as well...
Circle of life.
She's a good one. I'm sure she had a good mom as well...
Circle of life.