By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 776
You deserved it 15 607

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OperationNicole_fml 0

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Xinxinix 0

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

Comments

you shouldn't be smoking in the first place!

outdancing 0

I only said you deserved it because smoking is bad anyways.

kandy_fml 0

That sucks. But maybe you should lose some weight. And stop smoking. It's bad for you anyway.

LittleMissMack 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fat/Overweight/Big is not healthy. Your heart is at risk when you are a heavy person. Add smoking to that and you might as well just call in a room at the hospital now. Grow up. At least she didn't say "you're a fatass and you're smoking? that's disgusting." She was trying to be polite in assuming that you were pregnant. Either lose some weight, or stop complaining.

i would have cussed that woman out six ways from sunday!!!

wrestler_fml 0

exercise. God, is it that hard? If you're so fat that people think you're pregnant, it should have occurred to you that you are fat and lazy! You need to exercise more, and quit smoking, or at least severely limit how much you smoke. I'm not saying this to be rude, I'm saying it because it's the truth and you need to hear it. This is anonymous, so don't get offended; nobody knows who you are. Just take what I said to heart, and I sincerely wish you well, with life, your weight, and- yes- your social life as well. Remember: Being fat does more than simply make some guys unattracted to you, and some girls hate you! It also makes people look at you differently as a person (since you're physically lazy, they somehow assume you will be mentally lazy as well.). In addition, obesity makes people stink (have a stench) more than on-weight people, it makes the skin stretched and unhealthy, and lastly it leads to numerous health complications that can cripple, disable, and all-too-often KILL you at an early age! Obesity is nothing to trifle with. I hope you get your weight down, and fast. For your sake. Good day

@10 lol so true lol that sucks but as both a man and a person who is 6feet tall and weights 135lbs i cant say that itll happen to me anytime soon

hahaha7 0

maybe you shouldn't f-ing smoke. that's disgusting

Everyone telling her to lose weight is skinny and has never been fat. You have no idea what being fat is like, and you have no idea the emotional effects of telling someone that they are fat. It is not your job to tell people that they need to lose weight. Not everyone can be a health nut. And how do you know she isn't trying to lose some weight? A lot of overweight people work out all the time, they just haven't made it to their goal weight yet. So just shut up.

smartalek 2

oh please. "you don't know what being fat is like!" damn right we don't! wanna know why? cuz we EXERCISE. ITS NOT HARD. its called eating healthy. that's not hard either everyone needs to stop saying "its alright to be fat!" because its not! its a health f*ckin hazard! as is smoking. so no. there is a problem with being fat. your fat a pig a slob. and yes, im skinny as hell. and proud of it.

alex_vik 0

#43 - I told her to lose weight, and I lost mine, so I know it all. I used to be 10-20 pounds overweight, and once I started exercising, all that weight just left me.