Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I...

By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 2:39

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Xinxinix 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:43

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

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SpaceNinja 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:18

Never assume. It makes an ass out of you and me. xD I'm sorry to hear that... maybe you should lose some weight?

magiclavalamp 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:25

Forget it. She should not be telling you what to do anyways...

lemon_squeezy 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:37

well that's embarrassing! no offense but you might wanna hop on a treadmill!

blink182girl13 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:07

Don't feel bad. I was at the grocery store and I had my friend feel how gurgly my stomach was and some dude asked if my baby was kicking. And I'm only like 10 lbs overweight. All my excess weight just goes to my stomach though. So, don't feel that bad!

FuzzMonkey09 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:10

People who are saying you should lose weight or YDTO need to get a ******* grip. Not every girl has to have a flat stomach. Jeez....

anonymousstudent 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:13

its just a sign that u shouldnt smoke cigarettes :) im sure u dont look pregnant tho

stephfml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:15

i kinda wanna see a picture of you because being pregnant is pretty distinguishable from being fat, i'm curious to see what your stomach looks like

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:15

Gotta love the post to screen name connection. Kudos. More cushion for the pushin'. :)

stephfml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:17

i kinda wanna see a picture of you because being pregnant is pretty distinguishable from being fat, i'm curious to see what your stomach looks like

generalsmith2 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:19

here is my 2 cents for those wishing to waste their time reading my comment. how many freaking "someone mistook me for pregnant!!!" FMLs are there?! seriously? stop. everyone stop sayin im sure she is beautiful, she is fat an she smokes. shes not. #13. thats not average. you fat too. woman, either exercise..... or straight up suck it up when it shows you don't. #32. stalker.

edeielia 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:26

Actually, 5'7" and 140 lbs. is on the low end of being an average and healthy BMI...so no, #13 is not "fat too." However, I do agree that #32 might be a stalker.