Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I...

By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 2:39

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Xinxinix 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:43

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

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Willis5qb 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:27

hey, I bet there are some gyms around. Maybe you should at least try.

Stellaritsmeg 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:08

Maybe you are pregnant... ???

5pawn13 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:03

You deserved it for smoking.

summer66_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:15

you shouldnt be smoking period.......

krampus_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:11

Hey guess what assholes - it's not your job to make smokers quit!

hellFighter 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 13:19

You're a fatso AND your smoking. Good luck not getting cardiac arrest

diamondg4u2c 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:59

i guess its time for you to lose some weight and stop smoking, i bet you smoke so you dont stuff more food in your mouth huh? its ok in the US most people are fattys, you fit in! try going to sparkpeople.com and getting your life on track so people wont say nasty things... it really helps and next time you will know that to do when someone talks crap..

Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:16

that woman.. wtff. and people should be less insulting? everyone else has feelings too you know. (being fat can also be from genetics - so some people can't do anything about it) you shouldn't smoke though, it's bad for you ;[