Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I...

By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 2:39

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Xinxinix 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:43

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

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audiogasmic 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:55

god all of you people telling her to lose weight are real assholes, some people can't help being obese because they have medical issues. which probably isnt the case here but you really dont have to be so rude. some of you people seem to get off to being inexplicably cruel to people. anyway, i hope the author of this told that bitch off, everyone knows assuming makes an ass out of "u & me". :)

Kitten125 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:01

Tell that lady to mind her own business...

ohfrick 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:31

Too much "OMG LOSE SOME WEIGHT" comments. I coexist with fat people just fine, and so should you. Get over yourselves.

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:00

If empire waist clothes make you look fat, you need to wear them with the gathering in the back, or on the sides so the front is flat. Front gathering is what makes you look pregnant.

liveitlearnit 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:28

I'm really glad you're not actually pregnant, because when I hear about a pregnant person smoking I kind of want to spit on them. I bet you look fine. We could all use to tone up.

jet_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 0:34

YDI just for smoking at all.

deegee617 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:18

really... no need to call this person fat. you have no idea.

artanis_neravar 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:30

@73 if someone is mistaking them for pregnant, they are fat, or have a medical issue that makes them look fat, but most likely they are fat

BlerbFace306 0

Friday 13 March 2009 4:23

wow...im sorry...people can be very ignorant... i was asked by a full grown woman if i was pregnant when i was fourteen, and it was very innapropriate. people should really just mind their own business, because no matter how much you weigh it can still be hurtful. The irony is, I am now playing a pregnant woman in a play, so I have to wear a fat suit, and I've heard just about every pregnant joke in the book at this point.

lolcorez 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:26

Today i went out to my balcony and saw this pregnant woman smoking her cigarette,after she put it out i told her she should not smoke because of the pregnancy,turns out she isn't pregnant.FML.