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By catattack78 - 21/10/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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By sari14 - 11/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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Who goes there?

By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:11

They see you rollin'... 'Cause you fallin'... that kitten tryin' to catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured.

todo350 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:42

****. You.

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thrice643 7

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:04

That's why you shouldn't have a cat...

todo350 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:42

****. You.

MasterOfTheXP 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:28

u. mad?

volleyballchick9_fml 0

Friday 22 October 2010 0:41

u r totally right

starile 19

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:04

Why are you so clumsy?

mintcar 9

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:08

Hahaha, that sucks.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:11

They see you rollin'... 'Cause you fallin'... that kitten tryin' to catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured.

Hgielad_720 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:39

Hahahahaha, that's pretty funny.

LuckyMeeeeee 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:42

LMAO IMG YOU JUST MADE MY DAY IDK YOU BUT ILY

emogiggles 0

Friday 9 March 2012 4:12

That's funny as ****

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:13

Can't let you do that, Triumvirate.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:37

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:14

I hope you didn't hurt anything the second time down :)

Ibogaine 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:15

Damn, that must be one fat pussy. On a serious note, you must have horrible balance.

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:16

Thank you FML. Thanks for all the stories of pets ******** everywhere, pissing everywhere, attacking their owners, destroying owner's property, and just being a pain in the ass. You have helped me make the decision to never own a pet larger than a goldfish. Seriously.