Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
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Jimboom 12
Dog-gone it!
BrownBaby2012 0
The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.
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Comments (85)
j2484 0
almost died
gurlucrazy 0
YDI for overreacting by saying u almost died and being a bitch of a sibling
Starfire22 5
Why would you pet your dog at the top of the staris??!! Unless you just got this dog, wouldn't you know that dogs are for the most part unpredictable and any outside noise they hear the run to investigate? Maybe next time, try petting your dog AWAY from the stairs or on the ground floor of you house...
Starfire22 5
hehe, I'm always sensible :D... well most of the time... ok here's un-sensible-ness, just for you! OmGers, your brother hired your dog to assasinate you! Your dog is a dog by day but a ninja assasin by night, Quick! put him down before he kills you for real! bash*snickerdoodles*bash is that better??
hellodarkness 0
wtf is rong w/ u ppl?!?!? just because the dog ran down the stairs ur gnna put him down?? **** all of you heartless fags that are saying to kill a dog for something like this... it's cruel... and to the op... stop bitching about it. yeah it hurt but we all fall down stairs at some point. it's funny... grow a spine and laugh about it
H8fulwanker 1
Really? Come over here and lets walk down the stairs together! :D Then you can have a laugh!
FarSide 23
Putting the dog down is horrifically cruel. At the most, the poor dumb animal should only lose 1 leg.
thedivinecomeD 0
LOOK AT THE BRIGHTSIDE... your only paralyzed...and he'll probably never forget his keys again.
bunny911 16
you douche, no! if you were paying any attention, the whole convo is about an actual dog, not a friggin ****
SP4LifeKC 0
Wow...i can't believe such a stupid FML got so much fighting....
jessxoxo28 5
u ALMOST died, ur not dead for real. so be happy :)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
@Perdix - I meant that the assassin dogs I trained and sent to your location in... um... (looks at dossier) Walla Walla, Washington failed to give you the "Special" treatment. Well, looks like I'm back to training my butterflies again. Why a butterfly? Because no one suspects the butterfly.
Wileypube 0
You were expecting maybe Ed McMann?