Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
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Jimboom 12
Dog-gone it!
BrownBaby2012 0
The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.
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Comments (85)
theRebel_of_life 0
OMG that has hapened to me b4 too! my dog is currently barking ryt now actually/..... FOL's (f our lives)
sparxva 12
YDI- Train your dog how you expect it to behave when the doorbell rings. It is totally your own fault.
TWSSMoment 0
people who kill stuff because it didn't go there way are called terists
lalaland242 0
lmao "i almost died for no reason"
LuukeCharlton 0
**** off, you wouldn't of 'almost died' It would of been terrible to have happen, but not almost fatal. AND Dogs own, don't mess with them.
iluvninjas 0
#1 thats horrible! you should never put a dog down for a stupid reason lile that! you should only put them down if they have medical problems that cat be fixed. that sucks for the OP. if it was my sister at the door, i would lock her out.
FarSide 23
You almost died because of your stupidity asshole.
ccc01 1
You didn't die so YDI.
sadmcphee 0
Wait, I see you falling backward from the top of the stairs, that must be wrong, you'd have not died or you managed to fall forward somehow, you clumsy idiot.
rebornhunter25 0
i agree putting the dog to sleep is ****** cruel they should put you to sleep