236
By clayton - / Saturday 28 July 2012 00:30 / Australia - Sydney
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply
  shuoq76  |  10

Lol? I'm not sure how to respond to this...

Reply
  mduffy08  |  8

Maybe we have to unscramble the words

Reply
  Reeserr  |  3

Nice, you replied in 3 minutes. Are you on here all day checking to see if someone replies?

Reply
  Merylwen  |  24

What's wrong with him is that he watches way too much porn.

Reply
  BIGBOY4rmAHM  |  19

Actually. Some psychiatrists believe that there is a connection between the mother/son that appeals to the the son's sexual fantasies. In other words, some guys want to sleep with girls that are just like their mothers. Which is possibly why he got aroused.

Reply

179 - it's called the Oedipus complex, from the Greek myth. There's also the opposite case in which girls are helplessly attracted to their fathers, known as the Electra complex. Pretty fucked up, but obviously not so uncommon as to develop terms for the conditions....however I think OP is most likely an adolescent and probably just hormone haywire, in which case a number of words spoken by any person can trigger the very same reaction. Nothing to be ashamed of OP, my advice to you is to do what other boys (and men) do and flog the dolphin; it's perfectly natural, but just be sure it's in private and without thoughts of mother dearest in your head.

Reply
  ygdrassil  |  17

Those terms exist and are used because Sigmund Freud popularized it. His theory (now discredited) went that kids develop sexually by being attracted to their parents and that they resent the parent they're not attracted to.

Reply

Girl?? Are you sure? He got hard after hearing about pearls!!

Reply
  Xythenol  |  6

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Reply
  VorpikeII  |  17

Has no one thought about why the mother would share this information with her son? The son was probably quite horny, taking into account the fact that it probably was a REAL pearl necklace, not the sexual kind.

Reply
  CareFace  |  16

Like... His mum getting jizzed on by his dad? Personally, I think he's from the wrong part of Australia... Tasmania is where all that "jazz" happens...

Reply
  pmr1990  |  12

Sounds like AussieChild has experienced a few too many Tasmanian jokes. From the whole of the mainland, we're sorry. We'll also speak slower for you ;)

Reply
  bingo01_fml  |  13

No where does it say or even imply that OP is a teenager. If he is talking on the phone with his mother about something mundane that happened a week ago I would assume that he is grown and living on his own.

By  mtrrace  |  4

It happens to the best of us.

Reply
  cmb8280  |  24

Really? No one here has used the phrase, "It happens to the best of us," sarcastically before? i.e. somewhere where it clearly does NOT happen to the best of us? No worries, #7, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.

By  duckiegirl21  |  10

I've yet to hear of a pearl fetish, but I suppose there's a first time for everything.

By  emmaohiggins  |  0

Ill go out with u

By  HairyPunisher  |  27

It ssounds to me like you just need to lay off the porn and get laid with a real woman. If you're so sexually starved you're picturing sexual scenarios with your parents when something mundane happens then yes, it's time to lose the v-card.

Similar
Loading data…