By anonymous - United States
  Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

ROFLOLL!!!! hahaha omg you should send it anyway hahahah that's fucking hilarious it made my day.

reminds me when my dad saw a toppless pic of me and was like 'haley! we don't need that stuff! wait, is that you?!?!'

  FYLDeep  |  25

Just remember that if you're under 18 then you're in possession of child pornography, and if you send it, you're distributing child pornography. Also if you get caught you become a registered sex offender.

  jollykilla704  |  0

HAHA! it reminds me of 'the Myspace movie'
btw I find it sad that people comment on the people who left other comments and say nothing about the OP. butttt in my opinion emo is and isn't the same thing as scene. it's more like two different branches on the alternative limb if the fashion tree. :p

  Freeze_fml  |  16

I think it's sad people comment on the OP and not the comment they're replying to.

They're called replies for a reason. Don't ecourage people to reply here just so they can say something about the OP.

  jasonsaied  |  1

haha I agree with 74

  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Damn... Then in July hit me up, I've always been a sucker for redheads. Especially those with blue eyes... The only reason why I bought the movie "Couples Retreat" was because of Vince Vaughn's "wife"... Hahaha.

  reyemrein  |  0

The law that 72 mentioned is complete horseshit. You can get up to 10 years in jail just for 'sexting'. Ever heard of making the punishment fit the crime?

  deathcab7  |  0

yeahh. okay so not to be like complaining, but why would you send a picture like that to anyone? even if it was your girlfriend. its just a stupid idea, and you will think twice once everyone in the school would have your picture.

  toxic10uhc  |  0

46 you have no idea.... if they were talking about something were that would be appropriate then he wouldve been hard anyway... one time my girlfriend was talking about... certain parts of her anatomy and I sent her a pic of mine haha