By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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greenie213 23

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

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buttonsfandango 3

You're gross, that's what's wrong with you!

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Peacelove0404 26

I mean, she could always be talking about an actual pearl necklace, the jewelry. Let me know if I'm wrong though

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nahbean13 3

She is, OP just has his mind in the gutter.

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nahbean13 3

But it still is that difficult to spell "it's"?

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183933 6

Why oh why in the hell would you even think that posting such a thing would a good idea?

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Greggums 2

Wtf is your problem? I honestly don't have a clue. Go get checked out.

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