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Darraghscoot's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

11%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Darraghscoot's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By someonevexed / Sunday 1 February 2009 19:01 / Germany

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mr / Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:44 / United States

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lonelyguy321 / Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:43 / United Kingdom

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it