FML : Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner,...

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Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - / Saturday 30 May 2009 06:52 / Canada

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By ilikeboys | 0

#244841 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

By microfilms | 0

#244847 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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By Kyothine | 0

#244835 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:06

Ohohoho. that sucks.

doritoninja | 4

#1306492 - Friday 27 August 2010 4:46

YDI for liking older men

ThatFunnyDude | 3

#2870296 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

kyothine=Santa claus?

ajh557 | 22

#5578148 - Saturday 13 July 2013 8:35

Ya for him, se probably broke his dick

By unkinged44 | 0

#244839 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:07

you really cant stay on the bus after that

By ilikeboys | 0

#244841 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

Kurg | 0

#1446054 - Thursday 23 September 2010 6:51

oh.. didn't see this comments till afterwards.
my point exactly!

spacemonkey915 | 0

#2006247 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:00

ahaha so true

tacticalnutmeg | 0

#2879364 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:58

How did you notice he had a boner? Where were you looking?

saralovesbella | 1

#5915826 - Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:11

I don't think you understand how physics works.

By joker3069 | 0

#244844 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

thats funny that guy got lucky lol

By microfilms | 0

#244847 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

By audereyy | 0

#244853 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:11

agree with #3 and #5... hows that possible?

By fmlalicious4 | 0

#244855 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:11

Role reversal much? xD

By Purane2forever | 0

#244856 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:11

Stop posting fake stuff.

By jj732 | 0

#244865 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:13

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By angel03260 | 0

#244866 - Saturday 30 May 2009 16:13

lmao

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