Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

zingline89 18


I hit the wrong fml I guess? My bad people. I would say it happens to us all, op. But I would be lying.

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

enonymous 8
shanemaximo 7

Oh, the joys of public transportation. Surprise head is just the start!

Colonel_Lexi 18

I hope he didn't give you a creepy old man pedo smile. That would suck.

Wow... He sure liked it. But sucks for you. Funny though xD

Meanwhile the old guys posting on a FTW site. "today I was sitting in a train when a girl shoved her face into my crotch"

bleh! I bet HE enjoyed it at least..

Unless she landed so hard his He-Man had a concussion.

Most excitement he's probably had in a while... Though, it may have hurt depending on how hard your face hit his crotch. Ouch for both of you!

anthonydude 9

Looks like he got head from you.

screwhim622 0

Sad day, when you bring a t-bagging upon accident