Intimacy: Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not...

By gringa_Peru - 18/04/2009 01:19 - Peru

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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You deserved it 9 868

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 5 713

Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 681

You deserved it 4 020

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 897

You deserved it 3 413

By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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You deserved it 1 482

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 6 259

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 893

You deserved it 3 722

By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 802

You deserved it 30 068

By Anonymous - 22/09/2017 04:30

Today, I saw a creepy guy grab a woman's ass on the bus, so I caught his arm and put him in an arm lock, only for the woman to hit me in the head with her handbag. Turns out they were a married couple on their way home to have sex, and who couldn't resist a quick grope during the journey. FML

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You deserved it 4 707

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 224

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 111

You deserved it 2 563

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

even dicks need a place to rest.

Narsh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

How could anyone possibly say that you deserved this? FYL indeed.

Comments

dodger_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:14

damn.

isaiaha11 2

Tuesday 3 August 2010 3:17

falcon punch!

theaws0m3guy 4

Monday 18 July 2011 3:24

Sounds like the beginning to a porno...

conor1423 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:15

haha that really sucks! as long as it didnt arouse you!

bobby3130 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:00

it prob did tho so we have a problem

Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:10

It aroused me

omgitsseejay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:18

that sucks, that's a bus ride to remember

mrjohnz 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 16:20

haha I replied to get my comment at the top bitchez!

erika_lynnex 1

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:29

haha 148 is a fag, bitchezz!

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 16:33

hahaha

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

even dicks need a place to rest.

eversdeens 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:26

Crying

faultyfail 0

Monday 11 June 2012 10:41

LOL

Narsh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

How could anyone possibly say that you deserved this? FYL indeed.

shinshoku13 19

Thursday 20 December 2012 15:37

Ive accidently tapped "you deserve it" when i meant "i agree, your life sucks". So maybe alot of people have bad hand-eye coordination

theaaxis 27

Monday 10 June 2013 0:55

happens to me all the time!

Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:20

Maybe it would be better not to sit next time...

naughty_angel94 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:38

Not really if she didn't and he got and erection it'd hit her puss or ass

oreomaple123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:21

lol that is creepy to turn around slowly and find that..

storm777 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 16:45

suprise!

validus 0

Monday 9 August 2010 10:31

it's one of those really bad bday presents...

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

I agree with #5. FYL definitely. Ew.

yes_yes_yes 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

Punch it next time! That is just NOT acceptable! EWE!

crazycornn 0

Friday 2 April 2010 1:54

or bite it off.

lovesick4628 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 3:06

holy geez!

badluckalex 23

Friday 2 May 2014 10:22

owwww I know this is bad but nobody except pedos/rapists should receive that punishment

Phartmacist 4

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:09

I know! Dude probably was a filthy ewe.

RebeccaRFT 18

Monday 15 June 2015 1:05

You do know guys can't help it? Right? Just because he got an erection doesn't mean he is a creepy jerk. His 'happy sacks' are his organs, and I'm sure you don't want to be punched in the organs. Why is it funny to punch a guy in the balls and bring extreme pain to him just for something he can't control?