FML : Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder....

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Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gringa_Peru - / Saturday 18 April 2009 01:19 / Peru

Intimacy

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By nodbor | 5

#121684 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

even dicks need a place to rest.

By Narsh | 0

#121686 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

How could anyone possibly say that you deserved this? FYL indeed.

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By dodger_fml | 0

#121673 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:14

damn.

isaiaha11 | 2

#1179385 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 3:17

falcon punch!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2918053 - Monday 18 July 2011 3:24

Sounds like the beginning to a porno...

By conor1423 | 0

#121676 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:15

haha that really sucks! as long as it didnt arouse you!

bobby3130 | 0

#985703 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:00

it prob did tho so we have a problem

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3763437 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:10

It aroused me

By omgitsseejay | 0

#121682 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:18

that sucks, that's a bus ride to remember

mrjohnz | 0

#996888 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 16:20

haha I replied to get my comment at the top bitchez!

erika_lynnex | 0

#1039947 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:29

haha 148 is a fag, bitchezz!

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#2249225 - Sunday 27 March 2011 16:33

hahaha

By nodbor | 5

#121684 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

even dicks need a place to rest.

eversdeens | 5

#4356629 - Thursday 26 April 2012 4:26

Crying

faultyfail | 0

#4551609 - Monday 11 June 2012 10:41

LOL

By Narsh | 0

#121686 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

How could anyone possibly say that you deserved this? FYL indeed.

shinshoku13 | 19

#5264857 - Thursday 20 December 2012 15:37

Ive accidently tapped "you deserve it" when i meant "i agree, your life sucks". So maybe alot of people have bad hand-eye coordination

theaaxis | 27

#5527809 - Monday 10 June 2013 0:55

happens to me all the time!

By Silhouette_fml | 0

#121691 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:20

Maybe it would be better not to sit next time...

naughty_angel94 | 0

#3419507 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:38

Not really if she didn't and he got and erection it'd hit her puss or ass

By oreomaple123 | 0

#121694 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:21

lol that is creepy to turn around slowly and find that..

storm777 | 0

#996895 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 16:45

suprise!

validus | 0

#1211157 - Monday 9 August 2010 10:31

it's one of those really bad bday presents...

By MaramaBreaksFace | 0

#121697 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

I agree with #5. FYL definitely. Ew.

By yes_yes_yes | 0

#121699 - Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

Punch it next time! That is just NOT acceptable! EWE!

crazycornn | 0

#972834 - Friday 2 April 2010 1:54

or bite it off.

lovesick4628 | 0

#984435 - Sunday 25 April 2010 3:06

holy geez!

badluckalex | 23

#5932658 - Friday 2 May 2014 10:22

owwww I know this is bad but nobody except pedos/rapists should receive that punishment

Phartmacist | 4

#6247082 - Sunday 29 March 2015 23:09

I know! Dude probably was a filthy ewe.

RebeccaRFT | 18

#6320866 - Monday 15 June 2015 1:05

You do know guys can't help it? Right? Just because he got an erection doesn't mean he is a creepy jerk. His 'happy sacks' are his organs, and I'm sure you don't want to be punched in the organs. Why is it funny to punch a guy in the balls and bring extreme pain to him just for something he can't control?