Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
cmb8280 24
YDI. Consider yourself lucky your man is so passionate. And there is no reason to spend that much money on something you Can wear in public, let alone something you Can't.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
That's what you paid for. Jeez people, that's the purpose of sexy lingerie! I hope you didn't ruin the moment when he ripped if off you. Thatd be a shame If you paid for 110$ sex just to throw it away.
JustKeepOnHatin 7
?I can buy the same damn thing on a walmart shelf, half price, and still look sexy?
Lexiebear27 10
Yes! The song was in my head as soon as I read the FML
anappleaday 0
Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty freaking hot. I would be pleased that he wanted me so badly the animal inside him couldn't be controlled. Perhaps buy some cheaper lingerie? It might be easier to rip as well. Or wear a sheet as a toga like a goddess or something. If your into that. But anyway, that memory and experience was well worth the 110 dollars in my opinion.
lucik4690 9
Hey at least you know your boyfriend finds you insane hot.
astralvagan 20
Look at it this way..... You'll never have another session like that with him..... $110 isn't a bad price really..... And at least you know that the lingerie worked!
alliteen 3
lingerie isn't made to be worn, its made to be taken off.
chey296927413 3
Well, it got him excited didn't it? That was it's purpose! :) lol and u guys probably had all kinds of fun! :D
DirtyPaganIrish 0
What idiot pays $110 for a yard of fabric?
ablounge23 0
And that's why you go to Walmart :)