Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
alfred07 18
I'm sure you could find someone to fix if if you look hard enough. As long as you explain to him how expensive the lingerie is a d that you don't find it being ripped off sexy it shouldn't happen again.
emilyjgraham 34
she probably did find it a bit sexy, bit of an expensive sex session though!
Krilleee 5
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lockerbilr 0
Sound like good sex to me. Be happy he wanted you that bad
1zacster 0
Could've gotten it from wal-mart, he wasn't focusing on the lingerie, it was what was under it
monkeywrench1 10
Lingerie is like wrapping paper on gifts. Makes everything look better but what really matters is inside! You know they gonna unwrap whatever is in it! The moral of the story is: don't spend that much on wrapping he just gonna destroy it anyway!
jer_36 10
This is why I don't buy sexy lingerie anymore. Guys either rip it off or take it off quickly. Guess it gets the job done but its definitely too expensive.
SanaSazi 32
Not an FML... This is a win!
thiscrazything 1
Or return it and tell them their product didn't hold up for the intended purpose,
badam_fml 6
well you should enjoy your expensive night not FML about it. I bet it was fun for him
Rxoxdx 0
U shoulda reinforced it with titanium
PowerPanda_fml 3
Velcro miss. Great invention.
StreetReaper 9
Mission accomplished.