Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
AngryBeaver32 8
That's hot. Money well spent if you ask me.
j_cat187 20
$110 well spent
kateindeed 5
Seriously, get over it. Be flattered that he wants you that much and buy cheaper lingerie next time; no straight man will notice or care how much it costed.
JAB2010 1
*cost. Sorry to be all 'grammar Nazi' on ya, but given your bio (age and field of study), you should really know that one by now.
kurofuchs 5
Actually, I can think of a few straight men I know who would have cared strongly about the price of that lingere. They would be appalled that anyone would pay so much for so little.
kateindeed 5
Oh, boo, grammar. Yeah, I had that one coming. I didn't even catch it. But my comment about cost was in reference to buying cheaper lingerie, not the expensive kind. They don't care if it's cheap, as long as you look sexy.
mtnokes 0
So much for that surprise ha :P
bettyc4 26
That's what u get for spending so much on lingerie. Men want you naked most of all but if u wanna buy good lingerie try amazon lot cheaper but still sexy
omarzrgz 3
I prefer lingerie than completely naked, but that's just me.
SpartanMerc 18
Kinda depends on the mood tbh. Sometimes a little tease is very sexy.
omarzrgz 3
Was it ******* amazing? If so totally worth it.
badmike89 6
Damn that sounds like a win to me bet things got a little bit rough to
HNL121 0
my boyfriend honestly prefers me in sexy panties & his t shirt . not expensive & not as easy too rip (;
MatthewDmerrill 5
Best sex ever for him?
Mullak 7
I don't know about other guy's here but I'm reading these ladies saying "most guy's want you naked...etc" I pefer that my fiance to be scantally clad by lingere
emilyjgraham 34
I'm a girl and I disagree with the 'most guys want you naked' bit. I may not be right but don't guys like someone who has some lingerie on because it's a visual tease? They have to work to get the girl naked and being 'revealed' by taking off clothes is all part of the excitement. Hence why some guys like a girl to strip :)
jizzwold 21
It's a preference thing. Some like it and some don't.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Just use some duct tape to put it back together, it will be as good as new.
SpartanMerc 18
Ducktape does fix everything, and if it's not fixed by ducktape, you didn't use enough.
BeccaHugs 17
What the **** is 'ducktape'. It's spelt DUCT TAPE. It's not that hard.
StreetReaper 9
103 - there is a Duck Tape brand of duct tape. You can find it at any hardware store and even at Walmart. It is across from the lingerie aisle that everyone here today is so fond of.