Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
heyred 11
Another disservice brought to you by **** - sounds like he's seen that move before and thought it was sexy?
bizarre_ftw 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's a bright one, make him pay you back
GoW_Chick 15
Wasn't t that what the sex was for?
melons 44
Maybe it's just me, but I consider using sex as a form of payment to be a sign of an unhealthy relationship. I had a friend who used to bribe her boyfriend with blow jobs when she wanted to get her own way. He eventually left her for someone else.
arrowtopatella 11
I prefer chicks in boyleg underwear and a loose t-shirt, preferably a gamer shirt. And guys... boxer shorts, I guess.
j_cat187 20
I prefer women naked
Emerald202003 0
Was that not the point of the sexy things? You should be flattered!
Enderous 7
"Doesn't matter, had sex." Uh, isn't that the point of lingerie?
j_cat187 20
Lingerie is a tease. I love getting teased.
sarahbear992 6
I hope the sex was worth it! get something on sale next time, OP.
xMiss_Maggot 7
next time go buy clothes at the dollar store
japtch 15
Buy cheaper underwear. I mean, don't downgrade to hand-me-downs, but $100+ is a little ridiculous.
Metteris 0
Underwear most be a lot cheaper in the US/canada than in my country :( a "cheap" bra here cost around 50$ - so 110$ don't seem like a crazy amount to me. Wow, now I wanna go lingeri shopping in America!
guckylynn 19
Bras are not cheaper than that here. And by lingerie I'm guessing op means like a lacy nightgown-style and not just bra and panties.
HannahWho 8
Depends on the type of bra.
GoW_Chick 15
You could rock lingerie from Walmart and he wouldn't know the difference when it's sexytime, so shop smart, get more bang for your buck!
StreetReaper 9
Sounds like she got a fairly decent bang to buck ratio.
MissHayleyJames 7
Walmart lingerie is really crappy quality though so you can tell a difference. Target is priced about the same and the quality is 10x better and it'll last you a lot longer. Same with JCPenney.
coried91 28
#105- target is NOT priced the same.. I hate buying their clothes and stuff. I can find the same prices at mall stores and sometimes even at Victoria secret.. That is when their on sale lol. I have also found that not everything from Walmart falls apart in the washer the first time.. =]
AdamsHadEm 5
Boohoo!haha! That's hot! Aka priceless!been there done that!