By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 910
You deserved it 6 476

Same thing different taste

Top comments

nicknesser 0

Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!


Get a refund! :) And a new boyfriend :P

OP, would you like a cookie for all your hard work?

Son_of_Helghan 0

here we go option 3: kill your boyfriend then sell yourself on eBay

jamiebuczko 0
abcdefghijKayla 0

so you didn't get sex that night... oooh your life sucks so bad. fail.

why spend money on something that is gonna come off in a few minutes?

tinylilpenis 0

Come to me ill give you sum dikk

ohthebloodygore 16

24- Seeing as how your username is tinylilpenis you might not want to ask anyone if they want it. FYL

get your bf to give you $1900 and refund for the lingerie. Get a boob job and vwala you got his attention and you get to be naked

The_grumpy_bear 0

Just spray on some bacon perfume and you should be okay.

americuzz 8
Arsonnist 3

24 meant a guy named Dikk. He sells men as sex slaves.

27 did well to put him down, but 41 got a K.O.

theOriginalBAM 0
ellielovesyuh 0

u couldve just gone up to him and started to softly kiss his lips and body. seducing someone can't be that hard can it? :P

Notjustanother1 0

62 when someone looks like you of course it's easy to seduce someone

ohthebloodygore 16

still could be hard :p everyone has different preferences

yeah she might be ugly that's why she can't seduce him you can easily because you're hot

ellielovesyuh 0

lol hmm yeah I guess that's true 66. and thanks 67.

It's not that hard, you need a little physical contact first to tease him. :) giving orders to follow you from in front of a telly (for a guy) is only worth trying if you look like hot Hollywood actresses. :P kiss his neck for a bit, and touch his chest. :) that'll work in no time.

ellielovesyuh 0

69, that's exactly what i was thinking. (:

That's coz we're smart girls, haha. :P

waterynuggets 0

Lol that reminds me of something Chris Rock said, "It's easy for women to turn down sex 'cause ever since you were 13 every guy you met has been trying to **** ya!"

Ellielovesyuh wouldn't have to put too much effort into seducing me!

Either he just maturbated, is gay or you should stay dressed.

jamiebuczko 0

oc: I agree that the double standards about sex are a load of bull, but in this particular instance, I can understand the FML. If her bf spent $100+ on sensual candles, roses, chocolate-coveted strawberries, massage oils, etc.— basically, whatevs is considered romantic and seductive for girls— and the gf's response was pretending to be asleep, his disappointment would be totally justified. His FML about it would probably get a lot of FYL votes and sympathetic comments too. Although I doubt anyone would say she's gay.

114, pretty sure it's just you and a very small handful of others that don't notice and at least somewhat enjoy lingerie.

oc: Hmm, I think we have different definitions of lingerie. I'm thinking more teddy* than neglige. My own expensive lingerie is definitely, noticeably different from everyday nightgowns, bras, panties, slips, stockings, etc. It leaves no room for misinterpreting what's on my mind when I'm wearing it, much like roses, oils etc. would do for women. I'd be willing to bet most men would see what I consider lingerie as obviously "special occasion" stuff, though I don't have a habit of seducing "most men" with my frillies, so I can't say for sure. (And no, you may not judge for yourself, ya perv.) ;) But hey, maybe I've been doin' it wrong and most girls are hiding teddies and garterbelts under their jeans. >.< *God, I hate the word "teddy." It's the unsexiest name for a sexy item I can think of.

summer is ur name shania? i think i recognize u

zouse19 0

haha I would imagine the bf dreaming o his gf coming in the room n him pretending to sleep

henrisgirl 0

You have one shitty boyfriend.

ohthebloodygore 16

Or maybe she can't entice someone. Shitty girlfriend in that case.

meowmeowwkitty 0

Have you ever not wanted sex, and used period/headache as an excuse? Eel then you're worse them him. Despite what media says, we're not horny 24/7. At least he's kinda honest

nicknesser 0

Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!

ohthebloodygore 16

I like the way you think 7, get straight to the point ha:)

But then you wouldn't leave any room for imagination if you were already naked :P Part of seducing someone is teasing them with lingerie ;)

Son_of_Helghan 0

option 1: sell them them both on eBay option 2: kill your boyfriend and keep the lingerie

jamiebuczko 0

Instead of wasting money on scraps of fabric talk to him and find out what his fantasies are. Not everyone is turned on by trashy lingerie. Some of the best sex we have shared about been exploring each other's fantasies with no props involved. Trust me once you know how to fulfill his fantasies, he will be dragging you to the bedroom instead of you asking.

diego47ak 0

This means one of two things: you are ugly, or you boyfriend is gay.

theOriginalBAM 0

could be both, you never know

Just post pics and let everyone decide for them selves.