Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
coried91 28
YDI but why would you even care! You obviously were trying to get a response out of him if you bought that expensive of lingerie.. It's super sexy when a guy does that. It makes me feel incredibly sexy.
Breezy4sheezy 2
Mission accomplished.
studdmuffin1990 7
I think ripping clothes off is sexy. Just try to find cheaper stuff for now and save the more expensive stuff for when Ur older and the sex isn't what it used to be
bioman250 10
how do you know her boyfriend isn't 80 that would make this way worse you know. fyl op
onorexveritas 24
I agree with angry beaver32 xD
faireanjell 5
Isn't that what sexy lingerie is for ?
firemedic919 0
okay so isn't that the point of buying thinks like that. to turn him on to the point he is oblivious to any and everything and ravage you like you wanted to begin with and now you want to bitch about it. bet you weren't bitching when that nut busted up in ya and blew your feeble lil mind just sayin
attackattack234g 0
Why spend that much on lingerie?its a waste
Snafuusmc 12
Pics or it didn't happen.
courtneyw32 0
Always Buy cheap when getting down so it's hot when he rips it, Also so doesnt blow the mood. 110 dollars...what a shame lol lesson learned!
Akharr01 5
He got it in!!!