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hidinginthesky
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Ouch
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Eyeliner_fml
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Pretend to be on the phone and "discuss" with the other person how to kill the person that ever kills your cat by making it look like an "accident" (:
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weewee1
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Are you having meatloaf tonight?
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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This sounds like a sketch from the Whitest Kids U Know.
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ScaughtieHolden
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You should be 100% sure they were talking about the cat. Wouldn't want to see op's name in the paper for "suicide" :o
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Iamnotmyself
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This is disgusting, your father and mother are sick idiotic morons with selfish intent.
KaySL probably likes them.
KaySL probably likes them.
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MareNostrum
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You've intruded on their plan. You know too much! Watch your back, OP, now you're expendable!
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Give_Linux_A_Go
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could be for the OP's own good, as cute as they are cats can be proper evil buggers >:(
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prince122
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FM9L for the cat, what if he walked in heard that. they could have sold it or something and made it look like it got lost.
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EnEl_Infierno
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*clears throat* sorry hairball.
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NomNomNomNommm
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OP needs to be careful. He's next.
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ed11
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Plot a plan to kill ur parents;)
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tatsmcgrath
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Ewww! What kind of sick person would want to do that! If they want to get rid of it they can send it to an animal shelter or something.
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tatsmcgrath
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Ewww! What kind of sick person would want to do that! If they want to get rid of it they can send it to an animal shelter or something.
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BShady96
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they were planning to kill it all 9 times? not a good idea...
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tandem123
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Give it to the shelter
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theaws0m3guy
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Is your cat peeing on your clothes in your closet even when you bought it a litter box?
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witchdoctor1
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^ 5 yea I tried that with my gf when she said she was goin to put my dog down. Calld up a bud and asked him where he hid "that 1 annoying vets body" long story short sleeping on the couch for a few days but still got the dog :P
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bagginzy
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OP, get out of that place, cuz you're next, buddy.
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2stroke
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PETA=people eating tasty animals
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jose1760
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I'm calling PETA!!
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CryMoreFMLs
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They're going to pull the "it was under the car and I didn't see it" trick... Aren't they?
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EvilPotato
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2 not if I call first!
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yougotapes
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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EvilPotato
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42 you'd kill your own parents over a cat. wow what has the world come too?
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livlafluv100
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Op, it's easy.... Run away with the cat
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jmar411
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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prince122
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I would discuss how to kill my parents and make it look like an accident with the cat.
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ryanriola
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You know PETA stands for people eating tasty animals
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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Parent- It was under the car and I didn't see it honey! I'm so sorry!
OP- it's a inside cat though... She hates outdoors...
Parent- DAMMIT! 2 HOURS OF PLANNING FOR NOTHING!!!!
OP- it's a inside cat though... She hates outdoors...
Parent- DAMMIT! 2 HOURS OF PLANNING FOR NOTHING!!!!
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annajane
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88 PETA Stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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kookookatchu
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# 52, just plot not actually kill, retard
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StoryOfTheYear
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There's a reason calling someone an "animal" can be an insult, PETA is mostly a bunch of tree-buggers who don't know their left from their right
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StoryOfTheYear
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Lol typo :(
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sxe_beast
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#132 - since when? I've always thought it stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.
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cblt2007
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ehh tree buggers was good to though lol.
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GoodLookingGeese
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Let's call ALF 4 help!
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jkmartinjk
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What does Peter have to do with this?
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Mertle1234
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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
None... PETA can't change anything...
None... PETA can't change anything...
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reptileguy1296
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PETA is an organization whose goal is to ban the pet trade completely. This is blatantly proclaimed on their website if you know where to look. Also, the "donations" they get go directly to this cause in the form of lobbyists. The Humane Society of the US (HSUS) is the one that runs the sad commercials. Did you know that just one fifth of one percent of donations go to actual shelters(by the way nationwide they only support 12). They support PETA's goals. By the way, they've already banned several constrictor snakes in states like Florida. These snakes have yet to kill a person, and very very very few actually remotely have the potential. This is more than can be said for dogs. By the way I have a dog, who has snapped at me. My 3 constrictors never have.
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Alwayspullout
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240, I have no clue what you just said, and I don't really care.
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AniluTheAwesome
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Awh hell nah. I would be pissed :p
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flockz
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"but the cat likes it in the oven..."
too cruel?
too cruel?
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levibarks
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Cat the other white meat
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hidinginthesky
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Yes. It is
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flockz
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im so sorry!!! let me listen to your feelings! need a tissue?
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EvilPotato
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35 yes flockz i do need I tissue.
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StopDropNRoll
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I don't think they were crying..
They're trying to eat it! D:
At least that's what I get from white meat
They're trying to eat it! D:
At least that's what I get from white meat
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eminemchick
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flockz dont listen to evilpotato, he needs the tissue not for his eyes o_0
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LaughinStock
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There are worst things in hotdogs..so it's all good I think we can eat cat :)
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EvilPotato
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46 who told you what! er I mean noooo.
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justSTOPx100
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The cat would have to be jewish to make it look like it liked the oven...
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CityCunt
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3 Don't you mean the Jew?
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GoodLookingGeese
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Let's call ALF 4 help!
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Allie1324
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Ur a asshole go to hell
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kingnate16
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I bet they donate it to a Chinese restaurant and say they thought it would be kept as a pet.
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SwaggerMelon
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Malk reference?
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Life_sucks_13
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Lol my cat literally slept on top of the stove
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evamusical
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Curiosity. That'll do it!
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iAmScrubs
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If there is one thing I have learned in life, it I that the cat will always come back and kill you. Whether it hits you with a semi-truck it feeds you to the zebras, I do not know.
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alicekittykatt
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Thumbs up for zebras!
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starsfan_9
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Just don't bury the cat in the ancient Indian burial grounds....
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MagicallyFat
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If any body tries to harm my cat they will be found dead 7 hours later. Not 5, not 6 but 7
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Lanceeden
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If anyone killed my cat, I would just wait for the other 8 lives to kick in.
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androiddestroya
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or bury them in a pet cemetery O.O'
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trishmg12
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that's ridiculous.. if they dont want him just take him to an SPCA not kill it.
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Dalliance
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They don't want the rest of the family to know that they wish to get rid of the cat. Having it die "accidentally" allows them to maintain that charade, but taking it to the SPCA doesn't. At least, that's my take on their twisted logic.
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brodway_dreamer
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Why wouldn't they give it way and say it ran way.
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Thompyxxxxx
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what and let spca have all the fun of putting it down?
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DeathMaple
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Give it up for adoption.
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daAce77
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Man you have the cool parents! Jk lol
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bankrupt
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Yes, thank you No. 8.
If they don't want the cat, then take it to the shelter where it has a chance at being adopted by someone who wants it.
What sick freaks would even think of planning to kill their own pet and try to make it look like an accident? That is so disgusting.
Really OP, there is something wrong with your parents.
If they don't want the cat, then take it to the shelter where it has a chance at being adopted by someone who wants it.
What sick freaks would even think of planning to kill their own pet and try to make it look like an accident? That is so disgusting.
Really OP, there is something wrong with your parents.
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Listerinekiss_fml
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wow op I'm sorry I guess not everyone's a cat person
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starsfan_9
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And now OP knows too much, and is a "problem" which has to be dealt with
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xgetxbentx
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Please go put it up for adoption. The cat deserves a loving home, not to be killed :(
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ThorneCrossed
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Bring in a dog, obviously
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jmar411
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"Let's see here, do we want the pit bull, the part Doberman/part dachshund, or the bull mastiff?"
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EvilPotato
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how would that help any?
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jasminea
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aww. i'd be scared....
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ShawnzieNstuff
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Better than walking in on them having sex
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jasminea
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uhh... not at all. having your parents wanting to kill a living thing? or having them do something NORMAL?
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unknown4444
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If they want it out so bad, why not give it to someone or let it run away?
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By clutzirella - /
Friday 7 August 2015 06:32 /
United States - Bradenton
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too cruel?