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  southerngrl  |  0

I don't get it

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  Sexyhotanna  |  8

you should have said: oh are you on your's too?

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  X_Codes  |  11

Of course she didn't... she's buying tampons! :trollface:

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OP you should have said "Oh they're not for me, they are for your mom. And they actually aren't for a period, they are fir her to stick up her nose after I f*** her. I don't want to blow her mind completely out of her head. Also, they will last us much longer than a week."

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  cloudiarose  |  5

Are you retarded??? Most girls have their period for a week and the cashier usually says "have a nice day..." but since he saw that she was buying tampons, he said have a nice WEEK. DUH.

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  nalia18  |  8

Hmm... I woulda came back at the end of the week with wicked hair, super baggy cloths, no makeup, and a depreesed look on my face, go get something to buy, go to his lane (gotta make sure no one else hears this part) and whisper ;in full detail; about how crappy ofa week you had and full discription of the cramps and bloating... Just to freak him out a little.... Or woulda just said thanks....

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  hbbs93  |  6

I think he was just trying to break the ice considering the situation. He was probably embarrassed. Don't think he was trying to be a dick.

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  13FTW  |  9

At least he wasn't bloody rude about it. I'm sure he says that periodically anyway. Not that I'm stalking your name or anything but, I would marry you based off the fact you have a "13" in it.

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  13FTW  |  9

When did I say you being sarcastic? I'm never sarcastic, ever. I take everything I say in complete and utter seriousness. I'm slightly offended now. Go get some trident layers from enonymous' candy van.

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  13FTW  |  9

As long as someone can help me through this hard time, I'll be fine. I guess now is a bad time to admit I cheated on her... 13 times. :D

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67: Dear dumbass, It's called sarcasm. Also, it was a reference to one of my old comments. As anyone that has seen me lurking around would know. Many apologies for mindfucking you, MissBunny

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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

Ahhh yes. Sarcasm. Seeing as I don't know the way you approach things, I wouldn't know whether or not you are a sarcastic person. I don't creep on you or your comments... Don't flatter yourself.

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  13FTW  |  9

You know 69, it's frowned upon to argue with the therapist. He's only here to help my marriage issues. And watch your fucking language!!! There's children around!

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  13FTW  |  9

Damn bunnies. The only good ones in this world are playboy. It was fun while it last sir Reese. Tune in to "Dr. Reese" next week for why trident layers is the best!

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  Sirin_fml  |  46

Listen, guys, the comments section isn't really a big chat room. Add each other on MSN or something and have a big orgy there instead. This shit is kind of weird. And unnatural. Like turning up at a comedy club only to find Dane Cook on stage.

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  Sirin_fml  |  46

Alan is a little kitten compared to me. Don't test me. He sleeps half the day, tears up my couch, and vomits hairballs all over my keyboard. It's his revenge after I had him neutered.

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  diceplaya  |  12

I see what you tried to do there...

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

Douchebagish, 12.

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

Oh my. Douchebag-ish*? Forgive me, lord...

By  roseXthorns  |  8

Same thing happens to me all the time. We must go to the same store, huh?

By  huppypuppy  |  3

LOL! poor u!

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