By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
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buckdharma 36

all these FMLs about guy's not knowing how to find things, but the cat mauled it. Well, okay then.

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Greenmarsh 31

These comments are just so damn creative and full of new thoughts and ideas.

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trbuson 11

It was the perfect oppurrtunity to strike.

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Donat96 20

She thought she was catching a fish, most likely. Or maybe she saw a peeping tom and was trying to cover you from exposure.

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dontgivafuk 9

tastes like chicken.... smells like fish.... hold yer nose and have a dish...

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sp4ksu_fml 9

That's the greatest thing I have read in a while!

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Poetaster 10

Personally, if that happened I would just eat the pussy.

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AGuyNamedI 7

Maybe you should trim your pussy's claws?

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nultyshakes 3

Remember they have teeth also

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nultyshakes 3

I laughed so hard at the end I bit my tongue and spilt koolaid everywhere. I hope both ******* are fine.

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Jazer22 10

That's last quote istm too funny Hahahahahahaha OP

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jimmywithsalt 19

Even in a heat wave, it's generally a safe idea to keep the panties on to prevent such.. attacks. But maybe you like to live dangerously?

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