Worst enemy

By vitalcheese - 20/05/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner… Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
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You deserved it 8 211
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Funnybunny_fml 3

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

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paperfox_fml 0

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a ******* cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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Funnybunny_fml 3

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

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DoorMatCat 3

yeah this fml was posted by a guy :)

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mynameisnotjudie 0

ooohhhh. tough, man. = /

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mrdeeds23 0

one of many reasons i hat cats lol

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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2

Oh, it got scared and tried to protect itself! Why would you hate cats because of that? OP: That sucks! Happened to my mom when our cat fell in the bathtub... Ya, my mom was in it at the time... Not so pretty

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olivesd23 0

hahahq when i was. kid. my sister was holding the cat that she had gotten for her birthday and the cat shit on her all over her shirt xD

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Spirit_Of_Nature 0

#123 agreed . can't handle the claws then don't get a ******* cat . I have 3 and declawing is purely cruel. it's one of their only defense mechanisms since they obviously can't talk , for **** sakes .

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suaveneanderthal 0

damn my cat hates the vacuum too

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GloomySkyz 0

Ow, That has to suck. This is why i don't own cats. Though, I'd love to try cat Yodeling (Its a youtube video) SOMEBODY QUOTE THE NUMBER ON MY POST, IM DESPERATE. Not really, Love to see replies though

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rc15 0

ouchhhh I like cats but not cats with claws. you should have them taken off...

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Kronic_Kitten 0

Declawing a cat is very cruel......you try having the majority of your fingernails taken off and see how you like it

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

fingernails? it's much worse than that. Cats use their claws to hold stuff, to climb and so on. It's more similar to cutting your whole fingers off.

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Ang3lofd3ath167 18

You're a ******* idiot. I like people, but not people without brains

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gymbug_13 0

The poor cat!! he was scared!!

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WickedAwsum 0

Poor cat.. that darn vacuum.

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nachooo 0

#1 is right, jus hope ur not a girl

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