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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By flipnazn / Friday 15 July 2011 04:24 / United States

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By cheerleader25 | 0

#2897144 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

By QwertyMcNugget | 0

#2898083 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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By cheerleader25 | 0

#2897144 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

ninjaniki | 0

#2897177 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:18

was it a chihuahua?

denbeste | 3

#2897192 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:20

chihuaua or whatever, is technically a rodent. not a dog.

Rickilynn1 | 10

#2897234 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:31

It's become a daily thing for me .. Damn owls !

rdvfyubuyg | 1

#2897279 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:41

those damn owls

baddud300 | 6

#2897404 - Friday 15 July 2011 01:08

Was your dog by any chance dressed like a fat green pig?

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2897786 - Friday 15 July 2011 02:59

11 how the hell is a chihuahua a rodent? Canis familiaris, Aka, domestic dog.

ollierobs | 0

#2897810 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:03

Owl post FTW...

blanquito | 1

#2897893 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:16

69.... shuthell up

jvillan87 | 5

#2897941 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:26

I'm sorry, but if an owl mistakes your "dog" for something it can eat, then it's not a dog. If I can drop kick the so called "dog", then it's not a dog. Either way...that seriously blows.

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#2898083 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2898325 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:18

either your dog is a magic taco making chihuahua, or it somehow resembles a rodent. either way the irony in this fml is hilarious

enonymous | 8

#2898502 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:40

That's how my family was murdered..

Jayrs93 | 11

#2898618 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:05

anything I can kick over the fence shouldn't be classified as a dog

Ryanmatuszak | 5

#2898658 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:08

31- thats the best comment ive ever read

SunDropGirl | 0

#2898781 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:25

this FML reminds me of the proposal.(: hehe except that's a hawk but still. great movie

doyougiveacrap | 0

#2898850 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:38

31 clever very funny

liquidfireKAN | 0

#2898855 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:39

okay I know all the girls here are gonna cry and think I'm evil but the guys will laugh. imagine putting a chiuaua ( sorry for the spelling ) on a football stand and kicking it down the field.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2899095 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:07

Clearly he is delivering it to Hagrid at Hogwarts.

semchuk | 6

#2899282 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:31

your fam wasn't murdered, it was just recruited to hogwarts:)

PutItIn | 8

#2899439 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:51

I love u now 97

JTthePurpleNinja | 5

#2899450 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:51

is this a joke or are you not that bright ? he was saying the Chihuahua is a rodent because it closely resembles one. I once thought a soaking wet Chihuahua was a rat !

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2899506 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:59

way to be serious, moron.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2899513 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:01

heh. you failes

inSayne | 7

#2899567 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:09

you should be proud OP, he's been accepted into Hogwarts!

arlekin21 | 0

#2899737 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:45

this would be EPIC if the dog was a Great dane or a Rottweiler

koe4 | 0

#2899944 - Friday 15 July 2011 08:30

its not murder if nature did it. unless it was a group of super owl assassins. then i feel your pain...

tzuriel11 | 9

#2900159 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:11

chihuahuas are rats!!!

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2900194 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:15

have y'all noticed that in 1s pic there's a small dog with her? lol

FunnyWeasel | 7

#2900239 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:29

here's the scoop, the owl must be pretty big to pick up a dog...

puny74 | 0

#2900269 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:37

yet anyone who steals jokes from jeff dunham classifies as a douchbag.

puny74 | 0

#2900286 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:40

^123

craw1992 | 0

#2900305 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:45

haha Angry Birds!

Delta2Almanac | 7

#2900490 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:20

I'm sorry Paris Hilton :( maybe you can buy another dog?

loveluver7 | 0

#2900908 - Friday 15 July 2011 11:16

81…why don't you shut the fuck up

EpicPear | 0

#2901092 - Friday 15 July 2011 11:42

Did anybody consider it could be a small puppy?

SpankyMcThrust | 6

#2901272 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:18

Anyone who finds humor in needless death should be classified as fucking retarded.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2902358 - Saturday 16 July 2011 01:37

and anyone who doesn't find humor is an old biddy.

hayleclark | 17

#2902641 - Saturday 16 July 2011 02:38

that's tragic.

Thunderbender | 2

#2902942 - Saturday 16 July 2011 03:44

#97 has reached king status.

easyusername7 | 9

#2903066 - Saturday 16 July 2011 04:13

sorry, but more like fuck that dog's life :(

monkeebalz | 0

#2903200 - Saturday 16 July 2011 04:38

they climbing in yo windows and snatching yo canines up...

jcasebier | 5

#2903313 - Saturday 16 July 2011 04:57

11. RODENTS DON'T BARK! >:D

djxtones | 0

#2903444 - Saturday 16 July 2011 05:27

agreed! They aren't even getting the quotes right. jeez

brozorz | 0

#2904667 - Saturday 16 July 2011 08:15

the owl would have to be tank to do that

LASERZ7 | 4

#2906144 - Saturday 16 July 2011 03:10

win

Yung23 | 0

#2908301 - Saturday 16 July 2011 08:56

97 win!

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2914613 - Sunday 17 July 2011 04:45

you met Errol?

will003 | 0

#3178830 - Thursday 25 August 2011 10:12

trolololol

destructinator1 | 0

#3650365 - Monday 28 November 2011 01:02

Dogs dont bounce when they bark

erfia712 | 1

#3779951 - Saturday 24 December 2011 06:11

273... Clearly you dont have a dogl

lilny5613 | 10

#4400236 - Monday 7 May 2012 05:05

152- LOL in a girl I don't think your evil thats funny

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5940435 - Saturday 10 May 2014 10:17

Haha 97 you and I had the same thought! Be happy your dog might be on it's way to hogwarts!

The_madmax | 20

#6265544 - Friday 17 April 2015 11:50

@ #85, I can drop kick a baby, does that mean its not a baby? Or what about a cat? I can drop kick a cat, is it not a cat then?

By lekiat | 0

#2897147 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:13

poor dog

xlord | 27

#2897759 - Friday 15 July 2011 02:52

that something that will keep you awake at night....…get it? cause owls stay awake at… okay I'm sorry

commietaco | 0

#2898097 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:51

it was a griffon.

yougotapes | 7

#2898431 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:30

this a depressing FML sorry op.

felipe87 | 2

#2899232 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:25

if an owl can pick it up then it is not a dog

ariannaa_fml | 17

#2899470 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:54

poor owl :(

diceplaya | 12

#2899687 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:35

Did the owl atleast tell you how many lucks it takes you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

diceplaya | 12

#2899717 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:40

licks* Sorry guys, tiny keyboard.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2900184 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:14

this is crazy. I was just getting a flash back of my cat who was taken by an owl. I mean I know these jokes are funny but imagine if you were an animal and were taken up by a giant bird..the way hawks and owls kill their prey is vicious. sorry OP, hope you're okay :(

Tektite | 14

#2900507 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:23

I'm scared that will happen to my dog because she's so tiny :(

zakkyzebra | 11

#2900925 - Friday 15 July 2011 11:20

I read "my dad[...]"

SpankyMcThrust | 6

#2901294 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:21

@177 What if it's a puppy numbnuts?

Cereal_Is_Good | 5

#2903316 - Saturday 16 July 2011 04:58

If it's small enough for an owl to carry it off, it's not a dog.

jazzyjada10 | 6

#2903727 - Saturday 16 July 2011 06:26

if it's not a dog, then why would it bark?

irishgirl92x | 1

#2903814 - Saturday 16 July 2011 06:41

omg

sukatlife | 0

#2905245 - Saturday 16 July 2011 10:17

I agree with Felipe. now replace the rat u used to have with something that doesn't weigh less than a turd

irishman1733 | 0

#2905261 - Saturday 16 July 2011 10:23

if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.

irishman1733 | 0

#2905271 - Saturday 16 July 2011 10:25

if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.

UsernameUnknown | 7

#2905419 - Saturday 16 July 2011 11:14

Its a bunny.

idontcare8l | 3

#2905545 - Saturday 16 July 2011 11:49

owls, the pedaphiles of the night

ifbrockd | 0

#2913052 - Sunday 17 July 2011 09:42

poor dog my ass lol

Mattsharky5 | 2

#2929393 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:40

Something like this only happens in Texas

fauxyhaha | 0

#3004473 - Saturday 30 July 2011 10:52

250- Aww !!! I'm sorry !!! Yeah, that happened to my cat also ... It totally stinks :((

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3603320 - Friday 18 November 2011 11:05

Damn nature you scary

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5940439 - Saturday 10 May 2014 10:22

It's ok 65. You are forgiven.

The_madmax | 20

#6265548 - Friday 17 April 2015 11:51

@#177 you're stupid.

By Raori | 15

#2897151 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:13

big owl or small dog?

Wheredidgrungego | 12

#2897501 - Friday 15 July 2011 01:33

Yes :P

jvillan87 | 5

#2897973 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:31

it would have been funny if it was a big owl and a big dog...imagine your labrador sitting there minding his own business, perhaps a ball in his mouth waiting for you to throw it to him when BAM! He's gone....being flown into the moonlight....

fashionistaGirll | 0

#2898425 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:29

Haha 90 that was hilarious

flavboarder | 9

#2899360 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:43

it was probably one of those annoying little dogs that never shut up

starry71 | 0

#2899462 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:53

lol

EmyB_fml | 8

#2899856 - Friday 15 July 2011 08:16

Is your dog a rat ?

tookietookie123 | 5

#2901207 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:03

We have a conundrum :O

SpankyMcThrust | 6

#2901299 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:23

How the fuck would that be funny?

hayleclark | 17

#2902675 - Saturday 16 July 2011 02:45

that would be terrifying D:

IxLovexYouuuu | 6

#2903170 - Saturday 16 July 2011 04:34

those damned owls.

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5940440 - Saturday 10 May 2014 10:26

Just out of curiosity 90, why would said lab be waiting for you to throw said ball if it is already in his mouth?

By girlie90 | 0

#2897154 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:14

sorry to hear about that

tencalories | 3

#2898836 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:34

that happened to me too but it dropped him before it left

By Xaviour | 0

#2897167 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:15

time for a new dog.

cheerchick99 | 0

#2899519 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:02

wtf?

cheerchick99 | 0

#2899523 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:02

wtf?

By Ebruz | 6

#2897173 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:17

This is sad. Sad indeed.

lexiemuffin | 0

#2898766 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:23

how classy

instnt1nfction | 16

#2899187 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:19

classy indeed

fauxyhaha | 0

#3004488 - Saturday 30 July 2011 10:55

I agree

By KennKenn | 0

#2897178 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:18

First thing that came to my head? "The Proposal"

petitechou_fml | 9

#2897247 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:34

Me too!

ChloroformPanda | 18

#2897284 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:41

Hahahaha Yes! Throw your phone at it.

ChelseaXD | 0

#2897860 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:10

Me too!!

thamindofme | 0

#2898209 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:02

me too!

shamille | 5

#2898615 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:04

THIS. I think that dog was a bit heavy for the owl though. From now, on FUCK owls. Fuck owls and their stupid mail service.

SunDropGirl | 0

#2898804 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:28

OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!

SunDropGirl | 0

#2898806 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:28

OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!

jjames7543 | 13

#2899614 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:23

"To the window, to the wall! Till the sweat drips down my balls!"

claireful | 4

#2899714 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:39

This FML was probably the first thing that popped into OP's head after watching 'The Proposal'

flourecentclear | 0

#2900165 - Friday 15 July 2011 09:12

Totally agree

hayleclark | 17

#2902710 - Saturday 16 July 2011 02:49

except I'm pretty sure that she was offering her dog in exchange for the phone :O

ilovecountry | 0

#2904778 - Saturday 16 July 2011 08:33

me too haha

lafytafy3020 | 0

#2914335 - Sunday 17 July 2011 04:14

Hahahaha same here hahaahahahaaha throw your phone at it

ClairMuniz445 | 6

#5296572 - Sunday 30 December 2013 08:32

Haha, same here!!

By JTthePurpleNinja | 5

#2897180 - Friday 15 July 2011 12:18

how freaking huge was that owl ?! or was your dog a Chihuahua ? still, sorry to see this !

ieatcats | 0

#2897582 - Friday 15 July 2011 01:43

hes in texas so many beaners down here its bound to be a chihuahua

RiiOT09 | 9

#2897827 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:05

in my area we aren't supposed to leave any dog under 20lbs outside unattended because several dogs have been grabbed

puppylovegurl | 0

#2899182 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:19

that's sad !

JTthePurpleNinja | 5

#2899417 - Friday 15 July 2011 06:49

that's a tad frightful but don't you think it would be amazing to see ? especially if it is a tiny yappy dog !

SpankyMcThrust | 6

#2901315 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:25

No that would not be amazing to see, shut the fuck up and go jerk off to the discovery channel.

JTthePurpleNinja | 5

#2905749 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:32

well I think it would be pretty strange to se a bird fly away with a dog- only said yappy little dog because they annoy the hell out of every one. and congrats for thinking you're a big man on the Internet ! what a joke.