Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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cheerleader25
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I hate it when that happens!!
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QwertyMcNugget
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It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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cheerleader25
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I hate it when that happens!!
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ninjaniki
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was it a chihuahua?
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denbeste
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chihuaua or whatever, is technically a rodent. not a dog.
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Rickilynn1
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It's become a daily thing for me .. Damn owls !
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rdvfyubuyg
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those damn owls
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baddud300
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Was your dog by any chance dressed like a fat green pig?
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ScaughtieHolden
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11 how the hell is a chihuahua a rodent? Canis familiaris, Aka, domestic dog.
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ollierobs
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Owl post FTW...
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blanquito
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69.... shuthell up
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jvillan87
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I'm sorry, but if an owl mistakes your "dog" for something it can eat, then it's not a dog. If I can drop kick the so called "dog", then it's not a dog. Either way...that seriously blows.
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QwertyMcNugget
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It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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dolphincheddar
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either your dog is a magic taco making chihuahua, or it somehow resembles a rodent. either way the irony in this fml is hilarious
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enonymous
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That's how my family was murdered..
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Jayrs93
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anything I can kick over the fence shouldn't be classified as a dog
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Ryanmatuszak
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31- thats the best comment ive ever read
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SunDropGirl
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this FML reminds me of the proposal.(: hehe except that's a hawk but still. great movie
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doyougiveacrap
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31 clever very funny
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liquidfireKAN
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okay I know all the girls here are gonna cry and think I'm evil but the guys will laugh. imagine putting a chiuaua ( sorry for the spelling ) on a football stand and kicking it down the field.
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scrapmetal58
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Clearly he is delivering it to Hagrid at Hogwarts.
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semchuk
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your fam wasn't murdered, it was just recruited to hogwarts:)
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PutItIn
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I
love u now 97
love u now 97
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JTthePurpleNinja
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is this a joke or are you not that bright ? he was saying the Chihuahua is a rodent because it closely resembles one. I once thought a soaking wet Chihuahua was a rat !
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HowAreYouToday
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way to be serious, moron.
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HowAreYouToday
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heh. you failes
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inSayne
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you should be proud OP, he's been accepted into Hogwarts!
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arlekin21
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this would be EPIC if the dog was a Great dane or a Rottweiler
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koe4
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its not murder if nature did it. unless it was a group of super owl assassins. then i feel your pain...
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tzuriel11
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chihuahuas are rats!!!
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mfmylifesrsly
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have y'all noticed that in 1s pic there's a small dog with her? lol
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FunnyWeasel
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here's the scoop, the owl must be pretty big to pick up a dog...
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puny74
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yet anyone who steals jokes from jeff dunham classifies as a douchbag.
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puny74
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^123
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craw1992
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haha Angry Birds!
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Delta2Almanac
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I'm sorry Paris Hilton :( maybe you can buy another dog?
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loveluver7
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81…why don't you shut the fuck up
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EpicPear
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Did anybody consider it could be a small puppy?
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SpankyMcThrust
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Anyone who finds humor in needless death should be classified as fucking retarded.
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HowAreYouToday
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and anyone who doesn't find humor is an old biddy.
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hayleclark
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that's tragic.
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Thunderbender
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#97 has reached king status.
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easyusername7
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sorry, but more like fuck that dog's life :(
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monkeebalz
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they climbing in yo windows and snatching yo canines up...
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jcasebier
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11. RODENTS DON'T BARK! >:D
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djxtones
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agreed! They aren't even getting the quotes right. jeez
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brozorz
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the owl would have to be tank to do that
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LASERZ7
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win
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Yung23
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97 win!
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MyScrewedUpLifeS
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you met Errol?
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will003
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trolololol
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destructinator1
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Dogs dont bounce when they bark
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erfia712
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273... Clearly you dont have a dogl
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lilny5613
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152- LOL in a girl I don't think your evil thats funny
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ItsJustMe1616
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Haha 97 you and I had the same thought! Be happy your dog might be on it's way to hogwarts!
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The_madmax
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@ #85, I can drop kick a baby, does that mean its not a baby? Or what about a cat? I can drop kick a cat, is it not a cat then?
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lekiat
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poor dog
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xlord
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that something that will keep you awake at night....…get it? cause owls stay awake at… okay I'm sorry
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commietaco
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it was a griffon.
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yougotapes
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this a depressing FML sorry op.
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felipe87
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if an owl can pick it up then it is not a dog
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ariannaa_fml
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poor owl :(
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diceplaya
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Did the owl atleast tell you how many lucks it takes you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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diceplaya
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licks* Sorry guys, tiny keyboard.
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mfmylifesrsly
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this is crazy. I was just getting a flash back of my cat who was taken by an owl. I mean I know these jokes are funny but imagine if you were an animal and were taken up by a giant bird..the way hawks and owls kill their prey is vicious.
sorry OP, hope you're okay :(
sorry OP, hope you're okay :(
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Tektite
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I'm scared that will happen to my dog because she's so tiny :(
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zakkyzebra
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I read "my dad[...]"
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SpankyMcThrust
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@177 What if it's a puppy numbnuts?
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Cereal_Is_Good
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If it's small enough for an owl to carry it off, it's not a dog.
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jazzyjada10
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if it's not a dog, then why would it bark?
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irishgirl92x
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omg
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sukatlife
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I agree with Felipe. now replace the rat u used to have with something that doesn't weigh less than a turd
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irishman1733
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if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.
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irishman1733
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if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.
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UsernameUnknown
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Its a bunny.
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idontcare8l
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owls, the pedaphiles of the night
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ifbrockd
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poor dog my ass lol
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Mattsharky5
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Something like this only happens in Texas
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fauxyhaha
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250- Aww !!! I'm sorry !!! Yeah, that happened to my cat also ... It totally stinks :((
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m0tl3ycru3
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Damn nature you scary
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ItsJustMe1616
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It's ok 65. You are forgiven.
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The_madmax
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@#177 you're stupid.
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Raori
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big owl or small dog?
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Wheredidgrungego
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Yes :P
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jvillan87
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it would have been funny if it was a big owl and a big dog...imagine your labrador sitting there minding his own business, perhaps a ball in his mouth waiting for you to throw it to him when BAM! He's gone....being flown into the moonlight....
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fashionistaGirll
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Haha 90 that was hilarious
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flavboarder
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it was probably one of those annoying little dogs that never shut up
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starry71
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lol
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EmyB_fml
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Is your dog a rat ?
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tookietookie123
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We have a conundrum :O
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SpankyMcThrust
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How the fuck would that be funny?
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hayleclark
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that would be terrifying D:
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IxLovexYouuuu
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those damned owls.
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ItsJustMe1616
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Just out of curiosity 90, why would said lab be waiting for you to throw said ball if it is already in his mouth?
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girlie90
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sorry to hear about that
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tencalories
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that happened to me too but it dropped him before it left
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Xaviour
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time for a new dog.
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cheerchick99
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wtf?
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cheerchick99
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wtf?
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Ebruz
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This is sad. Sad indeed.
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lexiemuffin
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how classy
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instnt1nfction
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classy indeed
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fauxyhaha
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I agree
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KennKenn
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First thing that came to my head?
"The Proposal"
"The Proposal"
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petitechou_fml
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Me too!
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ChloroformPanda
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Hahahaha Yes! Throw your phone at it.
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ChelseaXD
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Me too!!
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thamindofme
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me too!
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shamille
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THIS. I think that dog was a bit heavy for the owl though.
From now, on FUCK owls. Fuck owls and their stupid mail service.
From now, on FUCK owls. Fuck owls and their stupid mail service.
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SunDropGirl
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OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!
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SunDropGirl
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OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!
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jjames7543
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"To the window, to the wall! Till the sweat drips down my balls!"
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claireful
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This FML was probably the first thing that popped into OP's head after watching 'The Proposal'
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flourecentclear
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Totally agree
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hayleclark
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except I'm pretty sure that she was offering her dog in exchange for the phone :O
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ilovecountry
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me too haha
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lafytafy3020
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Hahahaha same here hahaahahahaaha throw your phone at it
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ClairMuniz445
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Haha, same here!!
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JTthePurpleNinja
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how freaking huge was that owl ?! or was your dog a Chihuahua ? still, sorry to see this !
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ieatcats
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hes in texas so many beaners down here its bound to be a chihuahua
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RiiOT09
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in my area we aren't supposed to leave any dog under 20lbs outside unattended because several dogs have been grabbed
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puppylovegurl
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that's sad !
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JTthePurpleNinja
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that's a tad frightful but don't you think it would be amazing to see ? especially if it is a tiny yappy dog !
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SpankyMcThrust
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No that would not be amazing to see, shut the fuck up and go jerk off to the discovery channel.
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JTthePurpleNinja
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well I think it would be pretty strange to se a bird fly away with a dog- only said yappy little dog because they annoy the hell out of every one. and congrats for thinking you're a big man on the Internet ! what a joke.
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JTthePurpleNinja
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roseydot
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How small was your dog?? But I'm sorry for your loss.
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HowAreYouToday
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it was a freaking Labrador, smart ass!
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ginaatheging
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it must of been one strong ass owl then!
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grovervac3000
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I agree...!
OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC ROSEY DOT!!
OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC ROSEY DOT!!
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Freeze_fml
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Did you hire a babysitter for the dog?
Doubt anyone remembers that FML.
Doubt anyone remembers that FML.
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thefriendlyc
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that was a hawk
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stuner56
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I remember that
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DocBastard
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Freeze, that just proves that you've been here way too long. :)
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skyttlz
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I remember it.