By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 730
You deserved it 10 125

Same thing different taste

Top comments

QwertyMcNugget 0

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.


denbeste 3

chihuaua or whatever, is technically a rodent. not a dog.

It's become a daily thing for me .. Damn owls !

Was your dog by any chance dressed like a fat green pig?

11 how the hell is a chihuahua a rodent? Canis familiaris, Aka, domestic dog.

blanquito 1
jvillan87 5

I'm sorry, but if an owl mistakes your "dog" for something it can eat, then it's not a dog. If I can drop kick the so called "dog", then it's not a dog. Either way...that seriously blows.

QwertyMcNugget 0

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

either your dog is a magic taco making chihuahua, or it somehow resembles a rodent. either way the irony in this fml is hilarious

enonymous 8

That's how my family was murdered..

anything I can kick over the fence shouldn't be classified as a dog

31- thats the best comment ive ever read

SunDropGirl 0

this FML reminds me of the proposal.(: hehe except that's a hawk but still. great movie

okay I know all the girls here are gonna cry and think I'm evil but the guys will laugh. imagine putting a chiuaua ( sorry for the spelling ) on a football stand and kicking it down the field.

Clearly he is delivering it to Hagrid at Hogwarts.

your fam wasn't murdered, it was just recruited to hogwarts:)

is this a joke or are you not that bright ? he was saying the Chihuahua is a rodent because it closely resembles one. I once thought a soaking wet Chihuahua was a rat !

HowAreYouToday 34
HowAreYouToday 34

you should be proud OP, he's been accepted into Hogwarts!

arlekin21 0

this would be EPIC if the dog was a Great dane or a Rottweiler

its not murder if nature did it. unless it was a group of super owl assassins. then i feel your pain...

tzuriel11 9

have y'all noticed that in 1s pic there's a small dog with her? lol

FunnyWeasel 7

here's the scoop, the owl must be pretty big to pick up a dog...

yet anyone who steals jokes from jeff dunham classifies as a douchbag.

craw1992 0

I'm sorry Paris Hilton :( maybe you can buy another dog?

Did anybody consider it could be a small puppy?

Anyone who finds humor in needless death should be classified as ******* retarded.

HowAreYouToday 34

and anyone who doesn't find humor is an old biddy.

Thunderbender 2

#97 has reached king status.

sorry, but more like **** that dog's life :(

monkeebalz 0

they climbing in yo windows and snatching yo canines up...

jcasebier 5


djxtones 0

agreed! They aren't even getting the quotes right. jeez

the owl would have to be tank to do that

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

152- LOL in a girl I don't think your evil thats funny

Haha 97 you and I had the same thought! Be happy your dog might be on it's way to hogwarts!

The_madmax 23

@ #85, I can drop kick a baby, does that mean its not a baby? Or what about a cat? I can drop kick a cat, is it not a cat then?

that something that will keep you awake at night....…get it? cause owls stay awake at… okay I'm sorry

yougotapes 7

this a depressing FML sorry op.

if an owl can pick it up then it is not a dog

Did the owl atleast tell you how many lucks it takes you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

this is crazy. I was just getting a flash back of my cat who was taken by an owl. I mean I know these jokes are funny but imagine if you were an animal and were taken up by a giant bird..the way hawks and owls kill their prey is vicious. sorry OP, hope you're okay :(

I'm scared that will happen to my dog because she's so tiny :(

zakkyzebra 11
Cereal_Is_Good 5

If it's small enough for an owl to carry it off, it's not a dog.

if it's not a dog, then why would it bark?

I agree with Felipe. now replace the rat u used to have with something that doesn't weigh less than a turd

irishman1733 0

if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.

irishman1733 0

if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.

idontcare8l 3

owls, the pedaphiles of the night

ifbrockd 0

Something like this only happens in Texas

fauxyhaha 0

250- Aww !!! I'm sorry !!! Yeah, that happened to my cat also ... It totally stinks :((

m0tl3ycru3 0
The_madmax 23
jvillan87 5

it would have been funny if it was a big owl and a big dog...imagine your labrador sitting there minding his own business, perhaps a ball in his mouth waiting for you to throw it to him when BAM! He's gone....being flown into the moonlight....

it was probably one of those annoying little dogs that never shut up

IxLovexYouuuu 6

Just out of curiosity 90, why would said lab be waiting for you to throw said ball if it is already in his mouth?

girlie90 0

that happened to me too but it dropped him before it left

KennKenn 0

First thing that came to my head? "The Proposal"

THIS. I think that dog was a bit heavy for the owl though. From now, on **** owls. **** owls and their stupid mail service.

SunDropGirl 0

OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!

SunDropGirl 0

OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!

jjames7543 13

"To the window, to the wall! Till the sweat drips down my balls!"

This FML was probably the first thing that popped into OP's head after watching 'The Proposal'

flourecentclear 0

except I'm pretty sure that she was offering her dog in exchange for the phone :O

Hahahaha same here hahaahahahaaha throw your phone at it

ClairMuniz445 6

how freaking huge was that owl ?! or was your dog a Chihuahua ? still, sorry to see this !

ieatcats 0

hes in texas so many beaners down here its bound to be a chihuahua

in my area we aren't supposed to leave any dog under 20lbs outside unattended because several dogs have been grabbed

puppylovegurl 0

that's a tad frightful but don't you think it would be amazing to see ? especially if it is a tiny yappy dog !

No that would not be amazing to see, shut the **** up and go jerk off to the discovery channel.

well I think it would be pretty strange to se a bird fly away with a dog- only said yappy little dog because they annoy the hell out of every one. and congrats for thinking you're a big man on the Internet ! what a joke.

How small was your dog?? But I'm sorry for your loss.

HowAreYouToday 34

it was a freaking Labrador, smart ass!

gar4152 0

it could if it was a puppy idiot

ginaatheging 3

it must of been one strong ass owl then!

grovervac3000 15


Did you hire a babysitter for the dog? Doubt anyone remembers that FML.