Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
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cthulhu1138
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I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.
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OHIOxRAIN
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now what did we learn from this? maybe stop playin with your "cat" in the nude
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stickwoman
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FIRST!!! YEYYYYYY!!!
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wordgirl
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You, stickwoman, are what we refer to as a troll. last FML, you were on there saying, "Am I second?" Now, here you are saying "First." Nobody gives a F**K. You only serve to make yourself look like the troll you are.
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zippit09
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Actually, that's not what a troll does. Its still a pretty pointless thing to be doing though.
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stickwoman
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And are you someone who replies to the first comment just to be on top?
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huskycheer2015
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I really hope your a guy...
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alexandraa_fml
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OP just isnt the cats meow :F
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wienerwagon
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That's not what a troll is you dumbass.
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septemberlovebug
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Apparently, wordgirl, you do care when people do that.. Otherwise, you wouldn't waste your time complaining about it, now would you? I think not...
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wordgirl
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I was saying that I don't care that she's first. Nobody cares that she's "first." Learn to read for content. It can be a real advantage in life.
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eezoo07
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You're all what the rest of normal society call TOOLS. Do you sit on FML all day just to make sure you have the 'first' comment or comment on top so someone will pay attention to you? It's okay that your mothers' didn't love you, there are other internet-obsessed, convention attending people with whom you can associate yourselves. Go to a bar, meet someone, and try to salvage what is left of your pathetically deteriorate lives.
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Timeline
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you realize you are the only one being a troll here
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nolasaints
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but 72 is right
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Skimbap
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Lol, 72 doesn't know what a tool means
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innavoiG
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72 wins
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mollyluvsyew
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Your just a bitter person.
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sakurag0525
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That's hurts a lot!!! X.X
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Okie7123
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I fail to see why the shirt not being on was worth mentioning after he just told us his nipple got cut badly...
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youthink_fml
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Cats suck and it sounds scummy to have so many dishes on the counter so YDI.
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NoaLiberator
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Ouch.
My cat's favorite past-time is to lurk in the hallway at night, and scratch my legs as I go to the toilet.
Cats are EVIL
My cat's favorite past-time is to lurk in the hallway at night, and scratch my legs as I go to the toilet.
Cats are EVIL
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OHIOxRAIN
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now what did we learn from this? maybe stop playin with your "cat" in the nude
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isuckok
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Op could have been male, and most guys after a long day take their shirts off.
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ShadowlessSpear
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"most"
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cthulhu1138
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I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.
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youthink_fml
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They're not evil, just stupid. You can't teach a cat anything, including to stay off the counter.
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jamesds92
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uhm it's called drying dishes on the counter. duh
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floopyears7
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wait r u a guy or girl? and why dont u clean ur kitchen once in a while
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boatkicker
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Maybe they were clean dishes? I dunno. I know some people keep their dishes on their counter because of a lack of cabinet space.
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scyve
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Ow, that has definitely got to hurt! My cat scratched me in panick too when we had a house guest, but t-shirts FTW!
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Yaggi
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oucchh that's gotta hurt =
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cool_kid_cone
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How do you make a cat go woof?
Cover it in petrol and throw a lit match at it.
Cover it in petrol and throw a lit match at it.
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Jimboom
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How do you make a dog go meeeeeeooooooww?
Stick it in the freezer and then run him through a bandsaw!
Stick it in the freezer and then run him through a bandsaw!
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jrbelle
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You are disgusting!
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Mads_1234
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What the hell? That's terrible! I hope neither of you have pets.