By ihatecats - 1/12/2009 07:05 - United States
Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
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By  cthulhu1138  |  1

I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

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  wordgirl  |  0

You, stickwoman, are what we refer to as a troll. last FML, you were on there saying, "Am I second?" Now, here you are saying "First." Nobody gives a F**K. You only serve to make yourself look like the troll you are.

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  wordgirl  |  0

I was saying that I don't care that she's first. Nobody cares that she's "first." Learn to read for content. It can be a real advantage in life.

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  eezoo07  |  0

You're all what the rest of normal society call TOOLS. Do you sit on FML all day just to make sure you have the 'first' comment or comment on top so someone will pay attention to you? It's okay that your mothers' didn't love you, there are other internet-obsessed, convention attending people with whom you can associate yourselves. Go to a bar, meet someone, and try to salvage what is left of your pathetically deteriorate lives.

By  cthulhu1138  |  1

I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

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  Mads_1234  |  28

What the hell? That's terrible! I hope neither of you have pets.