By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States
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You're all what the rest of normal society call TOOLS. Do you sit on FML all day just to make sure you have the 'first' comment or comment on top so someone will pay attention to you? It's okay that your mothers' didn't love you, there are other internet-obsessed, convention attending people with whom you can associate yourselves. Go to a bar, meet someone, and try to salvage what is left of your pathetically deteriorate lives.
I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.
How do you make a cat go woof? Cover it in petrol and throw a lit match at it.