Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML
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sharkgirl4
| 23
Am I the only one who sees a problem with the sculptor's assistant being made to do housework because a project was finished early? That doesn't seem like it's in the job description and it kind of feels like you're being taken advantage of.
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.
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Bloodknight
| 22
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is all...
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Gazerman100
| 13
Did it start playing dubstep?
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RichardPencil
| 28
At least that kid won't be nagging his parents to go to Disneyland/world.
The upside of early childhood mouse trauma.
The upside of early childhood mouse trauma.
By
sharkgirl4
| 23
Am I the only one who sees a problem with the sculptor's assistant being made to do housework because a project was finished early? That doesn't seem like it's in the job description and it kind of feels like you're being taken advantage of.
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Earl_KarmasBitch
| 28
Well they won't be asked again now.
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.
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Steephx0
| 23
for everyone saying that this isn't part of their job - they may have had supplies, tools, etc. that needed to be cleaned up.
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maharb01
| 17
as outside your job description that this might be, if you're finding dead rodents arbitrarily lying around, it sounds like they need your help to not live in filth!
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Mynxie
| 26
You work for her husband, not her. Why would you be following orders from her?
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
That...is... AWESOME! The visual in my head is hilarious!
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species4872
| 19
Awww, you were just teaching the kid to fetch.