FML : Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention...

Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mouseart - / Thursday 3 November 2016 14:51 /

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By sharkgirl4 | 23

#6709207 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:47

Am I the only one who sees a problem with the sculptor's assistant being made to do housework because a project was finished early? That doesn't seem like it's in the job description and it kind of feels like you're being taken advantage of.

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6709209 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:49

Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.

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By Bloodknight | 22

#6709193 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:29

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is all...

By Gazerman100 | 12

#6709194 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:31

Did it start playing dubstep?

By RichardPencil | 25

#6709196 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:39

At least that kid won't be nagging his parents to go to Disneyland/world.

The upside of early childhood mouse trauma.

By sharkgirl4 | 23

#6709207 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:47

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6709265 - Friday 4 November 2016 11:17

Well they won't be asked again now.

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6709209 - Friday 4 November 2016 7:49

Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.

By Steephx0 | 23

#6709241 - Friday 4 November 2016 9:37

for everyone saying that this isn't part of their job - they may have had supplies, tools, etc. that needed to be cleaned up.

By maharb01 | 17

#6709263 - Friday 4 November 2016 11:11

as outside your job description that this might be, if you're finding dead rodents arbitrarily lying around, it sounds like they need your help to not live in filth!