By mouseart - 03/11/2016 14:51

Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML
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sharkgirl4 23
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Am I the only one who sees a problem with the sculptor's assistant being made to do housework because a project was finished early? That doesn't seem like it's in the job description and it kind of feels like you're being taken advantage of.

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lexiieeex3 32
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Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.

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Bloodknight 22
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is all...

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Gazerman100 13
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Did it start playing dubstep?

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RichardPencil 30
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At least that kid won't be nagging his parents to go to Disneyland/world. The upside of early childhood mouse trauma.

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sharkgirl4 23
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Am I the only one who sees a problem with the sculptor's assistant being made to do housework because a project was finished early? That doesn't seem like it's in the job description and it kind of feels like you're being taken advantage of.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 29
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Well they won't be asked again now.

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lexiieeex3 32
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Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.

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Steephx0 23
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for everyone saying that this isn't part of their job - they may have had supplies, tools, etc. that needed to be cleaned up.

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maharb01 17
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as outside your job description that this might be, if you're finding dead rodents arbitrarily lying around, it sounds like they need your help to not live in filth!

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Mynxie 26
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You work for her husband, not her. Why would you be following orders from her?

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ThrottleJockey 34
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That...is... AWESOME! The visual in my head is hilarious!

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species4872 19

Awww, you were just teaching the kid to fetch.

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