Transportation: Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 15:58 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Arrested - 25/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Dani_Rich - 16/02/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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bredahl 26

Monday 21 July 2014 21:34

Make your brother pay for the ticket.

JustForRetorts 13

Monday 21 July 2014 21:34

What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 21 July 2014 22:30

Was he dropped on his head or does he have turrets?

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 21 July 2014 23:57

Thanks

marieeecc 9

Monday 21 July 2014 22:32

Your brother must not like you lol

rockman808 9

Monday 21 July 2014 22:32

Dumb ass brother. I would of kick his ass to the curb. Never insult the law!

CurlyQute 17

Monday 21 July 2014 22:35

So your brother's reaction to the cop being nice was to be an asshole to him... Your brother is asshole

TanzWolf 26

Monday 21 July 2014 23:00

Make him walk home!

CFB_FRS 27

Monday 21 July 2014 23:08

How can someone vote YDI? It's not OPs fault their brother is a moron...

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 21 July 2014 23:59

Because OP shouldn't have been speeding in the first place.

CFB_FRS 27

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:34

Ah, yes.. Sorry I didn't read the full FML at first..

Lawfire 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:03

That's the first sentence of the FML

bunny409 14

Monday 21 July 2014 23:20

screw cops and the courts....i got just one speeding ticket and i have to take a drivers improvent class and take 200 bucks out of my vacation money. Life sucks. FOL

GoodOptions 12

Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:44

You sound like a basic model human.

xoteeshaox 22

Monday 21 July 2014 23:23

I hit YDI, because you shouldn't have been speeding in the first place.

xoteeshaox 22

Monday 21 July 2014 23:28

That does not mean to say that the brother did was ok. He's an asshole.

penguin_bitchez 15

Monday 21 July 2014 23:37

your brother is a ******* idiot

slyde32 12

Monday 21 July 2014 23:40

why are so many people saying op deserves it? for the cop to let him off suggests that op was only going a little bit over the speed limit, and who here can say they haven't sped a little with out noticing?

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